2008-11-16

• How surprising – authorities report more threats against Obama than any other President-elect: [1]
• Barack Obama is Abraham Lincoln reincarnated: [2]
• Southern Poverty Law Center successfully crushes the Ku Klux Klan – again: [3]
• US Marines sued for banning car bumper stickers that say bad things about Islam: [4]
• Alabama school sued for running a religious "release time" program on school grounds: [5]
• Indian Bollywood film banned in Pakistan due to "gay content:" [6]
• German politician blocks Wikipedia: [7]
• Caffeine is a dangerous, murderous chemical: [8]
• After its billboards are banned, Aussie sex-pill company launches a new set of billboards saying "bonk longer:" [9]
• A conspiracy between Microsoft and Intel? [10]
• Courageous Christian activists shut down blasphemous poetry book signing: [11]
• Remember, parents – to keep your children safe this Christmas, only buy expensive toys: [12]
• This is what happens when sex offenders can't find a place to live because of restriction laws: [13]
• Iran's Vice President under fire for insulting the Qu'ran – by hosting a ceremony in which women dance while carrying the holy book: [14] (Oh no, the poor Qu'ran will never be the same…)
• Sex-education commercials in India, with talking parrots and a puppy named Condom: [15]
• One-eyed San Francisco artist wants to replace her missing eye with a webcam: [16]
• Female reverend banned from preaching after drunken swingers weekend: [17] (Sorry, that's not a real picture of her…)
• South Africa could soon allow controlled elephant hunts: [18]
• Proving how courageous those jihadist freedom fighters are, Taliban spray acid onto schoolgirls and teachers: [19]
• Sixth severed foot found in British Columbia: [20]
• The respectable, dignified BBC suddenly realizes that people are having "cybersex" in MMORPGs: [21]

Picture of the moment:

• Hitler and his dancing cat: [22]
• The dumbest jewelry I've seen in a long time: [23]