2009-11-11

• You know those popular Facebook games such as Mafia Wars and Farmville? They're a scam: [1]
• Male school principal arrested for DUI, wearing very nice pink dress: [2]
• The American Family Association calls for the military to be purged of all Muslims: [3]
• Whistleblower warns that the US doesn't us want to know we're closer to running out of oil: [4]
• The endless censoring of labor: [5]
• Danvers, Massachusetts school principal bans kids from saying or displaying the word "meep:" [6]
• South Carolina district judge bans Christian "I Believe" license plate: [7]
• Supreme Court Justice Anthony M. Kennedy censors a high school newspaper's puff piece about him: [8]
• Representative Jim Moran (D-Virginia) wants to ban erectile dysfunction commercials from prime time TV: [9]
• Convicted murderer orders Wikipedia to shut up: [10]
• In the past five years, Pfizer has paid $7 billion in fines and penalties for breaking the law again and again…but that's okay because they have money to burn: [11]
• UK woman loses an appeal against a court order forbidding her from making loud noises during sex: [12]
• Swine flu preparations for the Hajj pilgrimage: [13]
• A call to rid the world of female genital mutilation, a.k.a. female circumcision: [14]
• New type of supernova discovered: [15]
• Los Angeles County supervisors to name Buzz Aldrin honorary consul general to the Moon: [16]
• In India, the gods spare a goat with six legs, four testicles and three penii from sacrifice: [17]
• Palestinians tear down chunk of Israel's wall, locally called the "Apartheid Wall:" [18]
• Earth was almost hit by an asteroid on November 6, 2009: [19]
• Pat Robertson opens his big stupid mouth again, this time about Muslims: [20]
• 350 private Aryan Nations emails leaked out, thanks to Wikileaks: [21]
• Texas prisons ban books on women's incarceration: [22]
• Apple bans Nancy Pelosi bobble head: [23]
• An "investigative journalist" position is open at Scientology's propaganda rag, Freedom magazine: [24]
• Hacker group "Control Your Info" hijacks dozens of Facebook sites: [25]
• More hysteria over the evil kiddie porn PC virus: [26]
• 67-year-old man beheaded in Uganda for witchcraft: [27] (We should really keep track of the average age of these people tortured and killed as witches, because we all know how brave and courageous it is for a mob to assault a senior citizen…)
• By the way, the new game Modern Warfare 2 includes an option that allows players to assume the role of a terrorist and attack victims: [28]

Picture of the moment:

• People of Wal-Mart: [29]