2010-02-01

• Three quarters of children believe in alien life and a third are convinced one of their teachers is an extraterrestrial: [1] (I know I did…)
• Everyone knows that if you violate your Wiccan blood oath, your boyfriend has the right to chop you into little pieces and dispose of the remains: [2]
• Rise of the African Taliban: [3]
• Police raid German mosques to confiscate banned Saudi book: [4]
• The Great Satan (i.e. the United States) is responsible for the Haiti earthquake: [5]
• Surgery to remove man-boobs is becoming increasingly popular: [6]
• News flash – "1 in 4 kids" send or receive porn over the Internet: [7]
• Introducing the Muslim washing machine – it automatically cleanses your body during wudu (washing your hands and face before prayers), and recites Qu'ran verses, too: [8]
• Major UK grocery chain Tesco is blocking sales (i.e. "censoring") of the book The Terrorist Hunters: [9]
• Censored in Indonesia – no porn, no gore, no sensitive politics: [10]
• Facebook censors tranny's mastectomy photos a second time, in what is turning into an unending whine-and-bawwww fest: [11]
• Hawaii looks to ban laxative fish: [12]
• Thanks to the Virginia Tech mass murderer, Virginia Tech is looking to ban all gun ammunition on campus, including paintball and airsoft: [13]
• French Muslims attack mosque of imam who supports burqa ban: [14]
• Conspiracy by cult of white teen Satanists to kill black classmates in February uncovered: [15]
• Denver murder may be linked to Scientology: [16]
• Google's Android phone censors "Lolita" but not "bestiality:" [17]
• 49 US Congressional Web sites hacked by Brazilian "Red Eye Crew:" [18]
• Iran hangs two opposition protesters and sentences nine more to death: [19]
• Nigerian Islamic sect members may face death penalty: [20]
• TSA employee goes fishing for his own six-year-old sex slave: [21]
• California court case may end up with some religions getting more protection under the law than others: [22]
• Britain – "The G-spot doesn't exist!" France – "Yes, it does!" [23]
• Some residents in Florida are upset by a new stage musical about teen sexuality that includes on-stage nudity: [24]
• Austrian TV ad for Army recruiting asks women, "Wanna jump in my tank and go for a joy ride?" [25]
• Want to discriminate against gays? Move to Utah: [26]

Picture of the moment:

• "Bob" appeared to this girl in a dream – she literally woke up and painted this: [27]
• Thanks to the BBC, here's how to masturbate an elephant: [28] (Yes, that's the real BBC here.)
• Mug shots of the year: [29]