2010-02-04

• Christians desecrate Wiccan religious site at Air Force Academy: [1] (What, already?)
• NASA reveals photo of incoming Xist alien invaders! [2]
• Police arrest self-help guru over sweat lodge deaths: [3]
• Oregon parents found guilty in trial over their son's faith-healing death: [4]
• You can't bring a pocket knife onto an airplane, but you can bring this: [5]
• The Internet is nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize: [6]
• India high court rules that sex before marriage is rape: [7]
• U.S. Tax Court rules sex-change operations are tax-deductible: [8]
• Company donates 1.2 million weight-loss shakes to victims of the Haiti earthquake: [9]
• Ontario woman, 74, to face 29-year-old pot charge in U.S.: [10]
• Sesame Street promotes witchcraft: [11]
• Online bingo players kick back against political correctness: [12]
• Spanish government course teaches sex can be practiced with girls, boys or animals: [13] (Of course, the source of this news story is completely honest and unbiased..)
• In a shocking statement that no one expected, the religious homophobic idiot Family Research Council calls for homosexual behavior to be outlawed: [14]
• UK calls for a ban on launching sky lanterns at weddings: [15]
• Bestselling and classic books have been banned from prisons in Texas: [16]
• EU is concerned about TV ads for kids' cell phones, because we all know cell phone radiation fries your brain: [17]
• Connecticut town bans "Support Our Troops" yellow ribbons: [18]
• Woman charged with animal cruelty for selling pierced cats online: [19]
• They guy who sent this writes, "I'll have to put Dr. Phil at the number one spot here:" [20]
• Get ready for Watchmen 2 – a sequel to the comic book, not the movie: [21]
• Wanted – Christian men who know how to kick ass: [22]
• "We hate the idea of those awful homosexuals adopting poor innocent children so much…" [23]
• Doesn't it make you feel good inside to know that Haiti relief efforts have degenerated into a competition between atheists and Christians? [24]
• Here's a story about an 81-year-old woman left alone after her husband died on Christmas…but this isn't the sob story you may think it is: [25]
• How can a restaurant drum up business for Valentine's Day? "I know – let's encourage customers to have sex in the bathrooms:" [26]
• Apparently, bonobo apes aren't as innocent and carefree and sex-obsessed as we thought: [27]
• Arizona Senate endorses a bill to make criminals out of kids who send naked pictures to one another: [28]

Picture of the moment:

• They're republishing Phil Foglio's Myth Adventures comics from the 1980s as a webcomic: [29]
• This David Blaine short is much better then the original David Blaine: [30]