The High Weirdness Project: 2010-02-05

Rev. Pater Nostril (a.k.a. Craig from Brushwood) will be having an art show in Ashtabula, Ohio tonight (February 5th): [1]
The United States Justice Department is looking for workers who are mentally retarded: [2]
ANONYMOUS pledges to fight Scientology efforts on Haiti: [3]
Pedophile test – if a SubGenius told you to click on a link called http://tinyurl.com/nakedchildren…would you do it?
Brazilian court overturns ban on religious symbols in Rio's Carnival: [4]
The latest drug to get high on – anthrax-laced heroin: [5]
If you don't feel like that kind of a rush, you can have some caffeine-enhanced booze instead: [6]
And here's a UK politician calling for the legalization of heroin: [7]
San Francisco author is declared the Messiah by Share International, a group he'd never heard of: [8]
Cops meets the BBC – a reporter joins Indonesia's religious police as they hunt down immoral activities: [9]
France denies citizenship to Muslim man who forces his wife to wear a face veil: [10]
Raging Grannies rip CBS anti-abortion Super Bowl ad: [11]
MasterCard blocks transactions on online gambling sites: [12]
Catnip does more than get cats high: [13] (However, I don't like the way this article compares it to marijuana in order to suggest that marijuana is harmless and non-addictive…)
A campaign based in India to remove objectionable materials from the Internet: [14]
UK "extreme porn" suspect has his Internet access suspended before he goes to trial: [15]
Hitler's Mein Kampf to be republished in Germany: [16]
China censors Oscar nominations: [17]
Surprise – abstinence does work: [18]
Russian Satanic cult foiled in attempt to infiltrate police: [19]
Apparently, Satanic cults are all the rage in Russia: [20]
Apple doesn't want anyone to mention the Android phone in its App Store: [21]
California election politics and demon-possessed sheep: [22]
Another India child actor is too young to watch his own movie: [23]
Obama's secret police: [24]
Hollywood loses a downloading case in Australia: [25]
White supremacists fight back against human rights group: [26]

This is a video of…no kidding…a dog forcibly kidnapping and raping a chicken. Really, not a double-entendre or pun. Why is it being posted here? Because it's almost certainly the strangest thing you'll see all day: [27]
Buy your very own golden vagina: [28]