2010-02-06

• Abortionists are engaging in a master plan to wipe out black children: [1]
• Breast implants as a terrorist weapon: [2]
• Georgia Senate passes a bill prohibiting microchips from being involuntarily implanted in humans: [3]
• Indonesian high court hears the first challenge to the country's 45-year-old blasphemy law: [4]
• Slovakian court upholds a law requiring churches to gather 20,000 signatures to register with the government as an official church: [5]
• Egyptian Christians banned from visiting Jerusalem: [6]
• Open-source software site SourceForge bans users from certain countries: [7]
• We are dug so deep we can't get out: [8]
• Someone tries to use the "religious marijuana" defense in court about once a month, but it always ends the same way: [9]
• Gosh, are restaurants with sexy waitresses going too far? [10]
• Brazilians decide that a 7-year-old sex symbol for their Carnival is going too far: [11]
• Yale gets a $3.9 million federal grant to develop Avatar video game to teach sex, drug and alcohol negotiation and refusal skills’ to 9-to-14 year olds: [12] (Not that this is a scare story or anything…)
• China cracks down on online porn (again): [13]
• Oliver North warns us all – "If Don't Ask Don't Tell is repealed, then pedophiles will join the Army:" [14]
• Kazaa is proud of its status as an illegal file-sharing program…but don't you dare accuse it of harboring spyware: [15]
• Judge censured and barred for ordering lawyer to be paid in gift certificates: [16]
• The porn industry's lobby group, the Free Speech Coalition, announces a war against evil Internet porn pirates: [17]
• Shanghai's crackdown on pajamas: [18]
• FBI calls for ISPs to keep logs of your Web browsing history: [19]
• New York arsonist pleads his defense – demon voices made him do it: [20]
• Massachusetts court rules it's legal to send "sexual" text messages to minors: [21]
• Excommunicated nun continues ordaining woman priests: [22]
• NASA and Wikipedia team up to found the OpenLuna project: [23]

Picture of the moment:

• Andrew the Impaled introduces his miraculous cure for depression, the Happy Stick: [24]