2010-03-09

• Westboro Baptist Church free-speech case goes to the United States Supreme Court: [1]
• Ubisoft censors Russian players of Assasin's Creed 2: [2]
• Argentine grandma faces trial for growing two pot plants: [3]
• So, Microsoft Office 2010 comes with built-in advertisements: [4]
• You are being lied to about pirates: [5]
• Australia court approves sterilization of an 11-year-old (disabled) girl: [6]
• The return of seal meat on Canadian menus: [7]
• Five books that were banned from the Bible, and why: [8]
• In the 23 months since New Jersey's ban of using cell phones while driving, police have written 224,725 citations: [9]
• Group wants military benefits for same-sex spouses: [10]
• British military criticized for banning media from the Afghan front lines: [11]
• Germany's great exploding toads mystery has been solved: [12]
• Vampire exorcism skull found in Italy: [13]
• D.C. Catholic Charities ends benefits for all spouses after gay marriage is legalized: [14]
• Blapheme aganst God and get kicked out of pro football: [15] (That's "football" as in "soccer".)
• A new bill in Florida will entice film companies and give them tax breaks…as long as they make movies without any nasty cussing and sex: [16]
• Probably the most original prisoner-assaults-guard story in a while: [17]
• Scientists have to reassure the public that three major earthquakes in one month is not the end of the world: [18]
• 40% of people polled can't name one legal music-download online site, proving once again how useless polls are: [19]
• Nazi zombies are now targets in the real world: [20]
• Australia attempts to clamp down on "legal child pornography" in art: [21]
• A new book from a former follower of Prem Rawat: [22]
• Long-time racist idiot Tom Metzger is running for Congress: [23]
• Gay porn actor dies on camera after being tased during reality show: [24]
• College science class takes on pseudoscience: [25]
• A plague of necrophilia in Philippines district: [26]
• South Africa imports 42 million condoms for the World Cup: [27]
• Next from Hollywood – The Book of Genesis, the movie: [28]
• 3-year-old mistakes a gun lying around the house for a game controller: [29]
• This "global warming" thing is actually paganism: [30]
• Meet the Texas Taliban: [31]
• Upcoming Bollywood movie will include witchcraft: [32]
• This Saturday, America's Most Wanted will grasp for ratings by featuring a 1985 Satanic devil-worship homicide: [33]
• Families fight racist Israeli citizenship law: [34]
• Girls – highlight AIDS awareness by wearing red shoes tomorrow: [35]
• Anti-islam film Fitna is still ticking off Muslims: [36]
• Prediction – this search for a missing kid in Canada will come up with nothing: [37]
• UK pharmacists can be just as idiotic as American pharmacists: [38]
• Wal-mart sells black Barbie doll for less than white Barbie doll: [39]

Picture of the moment:

• An Islamic preacher explains why Muslims are forbidden to drink Starbucks coffee: [40]
• Exploding whale…and it's not the famous "exploding whale" video that's been circulating online for years: [41]