The High Weirdness Project: 2010-03-15

Swedish authorities discover lots of kiddie porn in the country's own national library: [1]
We have Megan's Law and Jessica's Law designed to target sex offenders. Now, here comes Chelsea's Law – they haven't figured out what it will actually be about yet, but hey, it's named after an innocent little murdered girl: [2]
Aussie court orders two young girls to spend weekends with their convicted sex offender father, provided he puts a lock on their bedroom door: [3]
Professional couch potato wanted – get paid to do nothing and eat more junk food: [4]
Another reason not to use cocaine – it contributes to global warming: [5]
Jesse Ventura – former governor and wrestler, current conspiracy theorist – whines to anyone who'll listen about violating the Huffington Post's no-conspiracy-theory policy: [6]
SSD tools crack passwords 100 times faster: [7]
Maybe this teacher just didn't like this student? [8]
MTV bans new Lady Gaga and Beyonce video "Telephone," but no one cares: [9]
The newest weapon in New York's war on nightclub smoking – "hipper-looking" inspectors: [10]
Japan's manga creators fight back against the proposed ban on kiddie porn comics: [11]
Russian official calls for night-time alcohol ban: [12]
African National Congress (South Africa's ruling party) won't ban song about killing white farmers: [13]
Detroit city employees discouraged from wearing strong scents: [14]
Christians claiming persecution after science teacher fired for not keeping a Jesus card: [15]
UK health clubs could face charges if they tell women not to lift heavy weights: [16]
Michigan man arrested for performing unlicensed circumcisions: [17]
Prison officials having sex with inmates…fortunately for the prisoners, it's always the officials' fault when it happens: [18]
Egypt cancels unveiling of restored synagogue: [19]
Christian leader calls for a boycott of…Gleen Beck: [20]
Meet the six-year-old terrorist bomber: [21]
Muslims say airport body scanners violate Islamic law: [22]
It's Pat comes to real life, and everyone's scared: [23]
Evil witch uses witchcraft to marry 11-year-old girl: [24]
New Zealand's Internet filter goes live, but the government forgets to tell the public: [25]
Swami declares he's learned his lesson – no more sex experiments with his followers for him: [26]