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Army Worm Wine

Wine made out of crushed Forest Tent Caterpillars (malacosoma disstria) appears to be the drink of choice for these wine connoisseur froot loops. My one real question is, who thought of making this stuff in the first place?!? ( "Hey, we're stuck out here in the middle of the forest with nothing to eat but caterpillars. I bet they'd make a great alcoholic beverage!" )

Now, what I'd like to see is four or six lovely bimbos in swimsuits stomping around barefoot in a great big bin filled ankle deep with tent caterpillars to make this stuff. I mean, this "wine" sounds like the ultimate wet-dream for someone who's into the crush fetish, does it not…?