2010-03-20

• The great 2010 tomato crisis: [1]
• YouTube's censorship problem: [2]
• Facebook row as Middle East officials ban a user who insulted Islam: [3]
• France considers bringing back legal brothels: [4]
• Hollywood will stop calling Evil Terrorist File-Sharing Pirates "pirates," because the word "pirate" is too sexy: [5]
• Connecticut parents elect creationist to their local school board: [6]
• Illinois Senate passes a bill that would not charge teens with kiddie porn for sending nekkid pics of themselves to other teens: [7]
• Egypt waging war on bloggers: [8]
• Mexican police ask spirits to guard them in drug war: [9]
• 18 of the world's most disturbing sex toys: [10]
• Skeptic challenges guru to kill him on live TV: [11]
• The rest of the world is ticked at Japan for considering whale meat a delicacy: [12]
• Online Islamic sex shop opens for business: [13]
• Sweat lodge deaths caused by heat stroke: [14]
• Judge orders rape victims to take polygraph tests: [15]
• Sandstorms blanket Beijing in yellow dust: [16]
• Row over Kenya's proposed constitutional amendment allowing abortions: [17]
• Facebook bans and zombie marches: [18]
• App writer – "Apple's App store sucks!" Apple – "Guess what, we've banned your app:" [19]
• India wants to kick out Lindsay Lohan: [20] (Guess what – so do I…)
• Microsoft bans gamertag critical of President Obama: [21]
• Ultimate Fighting Championship is been banned from German television: [22]
• 10-year ban for farmer who let animals rot: [23]
• Refreshing Christian movies everyone should watch: [24]
• "Whoa yes, they call him The Streak…" [25]
• What, they're still arguing over Nativity scenes in courthouses? It's frickin' three months after Christmas, folks: [26]
• The world's only immortal animal: [27]
• Aussie TV comedy series about a bong-smoking dog that has sex with a cat and a teddy bear receives $1.5 million of federal and state taxpayers' money: [28]
• Member of Texas polygamy sect sentenced to 75 years: [29]
• "I need some bubble bath for my kids." "We're out of that stuff, have this sex lube instead:" [30]

Picture of the moment:

• Some local commercials to cheer you: [31] and [32]
• How to win at your local dog show: [33]
• A great way to save on gas: [34]

2010-03-19

• A years-long cover-up of sex abuse of young boys…not by the Church this time, rather by the Boy Scouts: [1]
• You won't see this at Disneyland – a museum display showing a realistic simulation of a witch being burned alive: [2]
• To battle computer hackers, the Pentagon trains its own: [3]
• Facebook says no to a "panic button" to report pedophiles: [4]
• Florida legislature set to allow Christians to dominate schools: [5]
• Oh noes, British teens consider hacking to be "fun:" [6]
• Pope Benedict XVI writes letter on Irish pedophile priests: [7]
• UN peacekeeping forces failed to prevent the Bosnian massacre of 1995 because of gays in the military: [8]
• UK bans its police officers for asking for persons' Christian names, so as not to offend other religions: [9]
• This app will censor your iPhone for you: [10]
• Not the best way to prevent suicide: [11]
• Chickens in the coop get their revenge on the fox: [12]
• Portland middle school combats an epidemic of schoolkids hugging one another: [13]
• British scientists design a genuine invisibility cloak: [14]
• Hollywood and Bollywood join arms to fight piracy: [15]
• Losing the battle to keep female flesh off of Afghan TV: [16]
• Swiss Parliament votes in favor of a nationwide ban on violent computer games for children and teenagers: [17]
• Manhattan federal judge bars the financial news service theflyonthewall.com from providing "instant message" updates on Wall Street actions – apparently, the big banks and businesses don't like it when their actions and decisions are made public faster than they can spin damage control: [18]
• FDA cracks down on tobacco sponsorship and marketing aimed at kids…again: [19]
• Lt. Dan Choi is arrested after handcuffing himself to a White House fence to protest the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. [20]
• Louisiana state Senator proposes a ban on the sale of energy drinks to anyone under the age of 16: [21]
• UK vicar bans anti-Christian Tai Chi exercise class from church hall: [22]
• Meanwhile, a Good Friday gay discotheque is banned so as not to offend Christians: [23]
• News flash – texting causes carpal tunnel syndrome: [24]
• Pepsi will sell only low-calorie drinks in schools worldwide: [25]
• Insurance firm aims to ditch HIV clients: [26]
• Pokemon introduces its very own "digital pet," convincing the media that this is something brand-new and not a worn-out fad: [27]
• Missing Russian lunar rover found on the Moon: [28]
• Risque sex film arouses interest in Bollywood: [29]
• Macro-weirdness – "quantum microphone" puts naked-eye object in twp places at once: [30]
• Ethiopia to censor the Voice of America broadcasts because of their incessant propaganda: [31]
• Conspiracy time – Apple makes its developers swear Freemason-like oaths: [32]
• YouTube accuse Viacom of "secret uploads:" [33]
• China imposing financial rules on religious groups: [34]
• Relative of slain 7-Eleven employee wants the company to install bulletproof glass: [35]

2010-03-18

• Australia censors threaten legal action against Encyclopedia Dramatica: [1] (Followup – ED refuses to submit to censorship: [2])
• Get your very own tickets to a GOP rally in Minneapolis on April 7th, featuring Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann: [3]
• Hacker disables more than 100 cars remotely: [4]
• Evidently it's not a good idea to rub oil on your hands while in court: [5]
• Get your very own tickets to a GOP rally in Minneapolis on April 7th, featuring Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann: [6]]
• Are you under 16, having sex, and in the UK? This guy wants to throw you in jail: [7]
• Federal court declares that girls sending nekkid pictures of themselves on cell phones can't be charged with child porn: [8] (Actually, it's more like, "Take this class about the dangers of 'sexting,' or else we'll charge you with kiddie porn!" "Sorry, you can't do that.")
• Christians deported from Morocco for prosyletizing to orphaned children: [9]
• Ireland to hold a referendum on removing the country's blasphemy law from the Constitution: [10]
• Swiss Muslims sue to obtain separate cemeteries: [11]
• Research map multi-network cybercrime infrastructure: [12]
• Hackers offered $100,000 for browser and phone exploits: [13]
• India lawmakers work on passing an anti-black magic law: [14]
• Scientists have created a genetically engineered trout with muscles your average body builder would die for: [15]
• British actresses who appear in Bollywood films are being targeted in a hate campaign by one of India's most feared political leaders: [16]
• Larry Flynt to write history of US Presidents' sex lives: [17]
• Leprechauns killed by police after robbing a bank…not in Ireland, rather in Tennessee: [18]
• Greenpeace claims Nestle is trying to censor its ad and get it pulled from YouTube: [19]
• US plans to give high-speed broadband to every American: [20] (Of course, it will likely be censored and full of commercials…just like TV.)
• Safety board to weight requiring condoms in porn: [21]
• UK trip-hop masters Massive Attack, along with Damon Albarn of Blur/Gorillaz, released a short film to spread the word about the use of music for psychological torture: [22]
• Equipment designed for torturing prisoners is still being exported from European Union (EU) countries despite a four-year-old ban on such trade: [23]
• UK teachers call for a crackdown on meph: [24] (No, not "meth"…"meph.")
• Portuguese court bans a book on the disappearance of the British girl Madeleine McCann, written by the police officer who led the initial probe: [25] (Nope, he wasn't trying to cash in on it…no way.)
• Advertising campaign for tampons is rejected by US television networks for daring to include the word "vagina:" [26]
• Universal passes on Paul Thomas Anderson’s Scientology movie: [27]
• New Jersey State Board of Education approves pagan/Wiccan holidays for the 2010-2011 school year: [28]
• Turkey's Prime Minister threatens to expel thousands of illegal Armenian immigrants in revenge for the U.S. admitting the Armenian Genocide happened – isn't politics grand? [29]
• Michigan governor declares this Saturday (March 20) to be "Michigan Meatout Day", and farmers go from rare to well-done: [30]
• Dubai jails airline attendants for sending sexy text messages: [31]
• Dancing while wearing banana leaves proves you're a witch: [32]
• Episcopalians confirm a second gay bishop: [33]

Picture of the moment:

• The lake that grew in the parking lot of my home during the New England floods of March 14th and 15th: [34]

2010-03-17

• Gliding plane making an emergency landing kills an unaware father jogging on the beach: [1]
• Teabagging…you're doing it wrong: [2] (This story has nothing to do with politics.)
• Florida cops shoot a college student in the face with an assault rifle, then charge him with using his cane to attacking the cops: [3]
• Hawaii is sick and tired of those stupid Obama Birthers: [4]
• High, drunk dad leaves his baby in the oven: [5]
• Norwegian artist upsets whiners by dressing her baby up as Hitler: [6]
• If you think child molesters get off with a slap on the wrist in the US, give India a try: [7]
• Even anarchists don't like getting hit in the face with a pie: [8]
• Bavarian village has been staging reenacting the Crucifixion every 10 year for 375 years: [9] (Lame. Folks try going to the Philippines where they crucify themselves for real on Easter, and see how far you get…)
• Burlington, Vermont schools dare to add Jewish and Muslim holidays to the school calendar, and all the usual idiots get upset: [10] (Bonus: "How come they don't take the day off on September 11th, but they celebrate a Muslim holiday?!?" [11])
• Jedi believer wins apology after being kicked out of Jobcentre for wearing a hood: [12]
• Men who beat their wives shouldn't be punished because it's against Islam: [13]
• "Girls Scouts Allow Distribution Of Sex Guide At UN Meeting"…though this story sounds like it was written by someone with an agenda: [14]
• Previous generations – "Kids caught playing doctor, lectured by parents." Today's generation – "Shocking story of 5-year-old abused by his 7-year-old sister!" [15] (So much for the BBC's reputation as a classy and respected news service…)
• If this isn't the worst way to get into the news, it's got to be in the top five: [16]
• China's Ministry of National Defense Web site is still under intense attack: [17]
• Spanish judge reaffirms peer-to-peer file sharing is still legal: [18]
• A new edition of the Bible for black people only: [19]
• Today's witchcraft hysteria stories are both from India: [20] and [21]
• Another statement from the Vatican's chief exorcist – pedophiles are being tempted by Satan: [22]
• The FBI arrives on Facebook, MySpace and Twitter: [23]
• "Attention, Wal-Mart shoppers – all black people, get out of the store:" [24]
• UK-based Catholic adoption charity has more luck than Washington, DC, as they win a court battle to continue ignoring same-sex couples as parents: [25]
• Welcome to The Game of Death, the TV torture game show where contestants undergo real-life electric shocks: [26]
• Time-Warner apologizes for showing Playboy on kids' cable TV channels: [27]
• Egypt begins enforcing a ban on international calls made through mobile Internet connections: [28]
• Apple approves Sperm Killer game for its app store: [29]
• Legislation introduced to overturn Florida's ban on gay adoptions: [30]
• Italy cult leader arrested on child-rape charges: [31]

2010-03-16

• Here we go again…Christian groups are urging parents to keep their kids home during the evil, Satanic, homosexual Day of Silence: [1]
• Georgia Supreme Court declares you don't have to commit a sex crime to be put on the sex offender list: [2]
• Did Uncle Sam try to kill Wikileaks? [3] (The actual document is here: [4])
• Facebook versus Britain's most fearsome tabloid: [5]
• Sony asks movie theaters to serve healthier snacks: [6] (Meanwhile, the rest of us ask movie theaters to serve less expensive snacks.)
• NASA could be close to proving the existence of a "Death Star" in our solar system: [7]
• Hacker News bans itself from Google and other search engines: [8]
• Iran arrests 30 for endangering national security through "cyber war:" [9]
• Iran's Supreme Leader (not President Ahm-a-nincompoop) is seeking to ban Iran's Bonfire Night to stop opposition protesters: [10]
• Psychic healer is ordered to pay £2,600 by a court over claims he can cure cancer: [11]
• TSA employee uses airport scanning technology to pick under-aged victim to have sex with: [12]
• Shamrock shortage in Ireland threatens the wearing of the green: [13]
• To get your movie past the censors in India, be sure to tone down references to drugs, sex, and castes: [14]
• The Forgotten Penis People: [15]
• Sex problems? Try this underarm cream: [16] (I thought we already had something like that, called "deodorant.")
• Washington DC will be handing Out 500,000 female condoms to combat HIV: [17]
• New Zealand authorities arrested a five-year-old boy and two six-year-olds for sexual assault in 2009: [18]
• Canada judge orders convicted criminal to turn over the profits of her tell-all book: [19]
• Potential Wal-mart greeter turns himself into Wal-mart Grinch: [20]
• Dallas County jail guard fired for being a stupid bigoted idiot…or, as the official news story states, for "making offensive comments about his religious beliefs to co-workers:" [21]
• The best marketing coup for banana growers in a long time: [22]
• Israeli's Mossad (the Israeli CIA that lies at the center of many conspiracy theories) proves it has a sense of humor: [23]
• The syringe that allegedly administered a fatal dose of drugs to Michael Jackson is reportedly set to go on sale for $5 million in Las Vegas: [24]
• Thailand protesters prove once again that they have cajones and American protesters are wusses in comparison: [25]
• How dare Borders bookstore sell this politically incorrect novelty toy on International Women's Day? [26]
• Celebrity news – Spencer Pratt leaves The Hills to fight "cyber crime:" [27]
• "Twitter Anarchists" affidavit released in Pennsylvania: [28]
• Somerton street and solid waste supervisor Pancho Soto might just not be trustworthy: [29] (Getting the 25 year old brandy was the only reason they opened it…)
• 58 year old married man "married" and boinked his 10 year old niece for years because he was God's special chosen one: [30]
• BitTorrent trackers block and ban the new version of uTorrent: [31]
• Arizona candidate for elected office – "If we allow same-sex marriage, men will want to marry horses: [32]
• UK House of Lords passes new Internet piracy bill: [33]
• Illinois consider banning blunts: [34]
• Man treated in hospital after having sex with animals in Kuwait: [35]

Picture of the moment:

• Vintage racist cartoons from the early 20th century: [36]
• Would Pan use this pipe? [37]

2010-03-15

• Swedish authorities discover lots of kiddie porn in the country's own national library: [1]
• We have Megan's Law and Jessica's Law designed to target sex offenders. Now, here comes Chelsea's Law – they haven't figured out what it will actually be about yet, but hey, it's named after an innocent little murdered girl: [2]
• Aussie court orders two young girls to spend weekends with their convicted sex offender father, provided he puts a lock on their bedroom door: [3]
• Professional couch potato wanted – get paid to do nothing and eat more junk food: [4]
• Another reason not to use cocaine – it contributes to global warming: [5]
• Jesse Ventura – former governor and wrestler, current conspiracy theorist – whines to anyone who'll listen about violating the Huffington Post's no-conspiracy-theory policy: [6]
• SSD tools crack passwords 100 times faster: [7]
• Maybe this teacher just didn't like this student? [8]
• MTV bans new Lady Gaga and Beyonce video "Telephone," but no one cares: [9]
• The newest weapon in New York's war on nightclub smoking – "hipper-looking" inspectors: [10]
• Japan's manga creators fight back against the proposed ban on kiddie porn comics: [11]
• Russian official calls for night-time alcohol ban: [12]
• African National Congress (South Africa's ruling party) won't ban song about killing white farmers: [13]
• Detroit city employees discouraged from wearing strong scents: [14]
• Christians claiming persecution after science teacher fired for not keeping a Jesus card: [15]
• UK health clubs could face charges if they tell women not to lift heavy weights: [16]
• Michigan man arrested for performing unlicensed circumcisions: [17]
• Prison officials having sex with inmates…fortunately for the prisoners, it's always the officials' fault when it happens: [18]
• Egypt cancels unveiling of restored synagogue: [19]
• Christian leader calls for a boycott of…Gleen Beck: [20]
• Meet the six-year-old terrorist bomber: [21]
• Muslims say airport body scanners violate Islamic law: [22]
• It's Pat comes to real life, and everyone's scared: [23]
• Evil witch uses witchcraft to marry 11-year-old girl: [24]
• New Zealand's Internet filter goes live, but the government forgets to tell the public: [25]
• Swami declares he's learned his lesson – no more sex experiments with his followers for him: [26]

2010-03-14

• Pope Benedict XVI under fire for protecting a known pedophile priest: [1] (You know, the same thing that caused Boston's Cardinal O'Connor to resign and lose his chance to become Pope?) (Bonus – "We swear, this problem with church sex abuse isn't because of our vows of celibacy:" [2])
• Texas Board of Education wins its hard-fought battle to teach kids how the United States really was meant to be a Christian nation: [3]
• UK drinkers note – the government plans to lower the legal limit for drunk driving: [4]
• Kansas is the first state to ban K2, the artificial pot substitute…but they're already coming up with a substitute for the substitute: [5]
• …and my wife has a collection of several of these things: [6]
• FEMA has sold most of its 120,000 contaminated, unlivable Katrina-shelter trailers in a big auction: [7]
• You know that hate-crimes law designed to protect gays, which has all the churches up in arms? Oklahoma's Senate decides, "we'll just ignore this little ol' law:" [8]
• Argentina judge revokes the marriage of South America's first legally married same-sex couple: [9]
• Who's going to take away your guns? Not Obama, it's all the Jews' fault: [10]
• UFOs over Lake Erie: [11]
• Two UK government TV ads about climate change are banned for overstating the threat of global warming: [12]
• A convenient list of blogs that promote Holocaust denial: [13]
• Scientologists lash out against German TV movie…or is it a documentary?…about them: [14]
• On Satan’s trail with Don Gabriele, the world’s most famous exorcist: [15]
• Fake Russian invasion broadcast sparks Georgian panic: [16]
• Georgia (the one in the US this time) weighs up outlawing race-based abortions: [17]
• No wonder these pieces of art went for a high price at auction: [18]
• Not be outdone by Georgia, a North Carolina lawmaker declares herpes is spreading among blacks because they're more promiscuous: [19]
• Convicted sex offender sues for the right to continue to do door-to-door preaching as a Jehovah's Witness: [20]
• Tehran accuses US of launching "cyber war" against Iran: [21]
• Venezuela's Chavez calls for internet controls (again): [22]
• Remember, senior citizens can do anything them young 'uns can do: [23]
• Germany fights to keep secret Holocaust records secret after 50 years: [24]
• Malawi's crackdown on homosexuals: [25]
• The Westboro Baptist Church's fax-flooding campaign: [26]
• Brain-eating zombies invade Disney in plan to win boy fans: [27]
• Why we need religious cults: [28]
• Disquiet in Google's online library: [29]
• The Vatican aided in the escape of Nazi officers at the end of World War II: [30]
• China warns Google to comply with censorship laws: [31]
• Chicago cops' rulebook to get a makeover for the first time in 40 years: [32]
• Looking for the right one for you? Try psychic speed dating: [33]
• And finally…Happy Steak and Blowjob Day: [34]

Picture of the moment:

• Blood Falls in Antarctica, the waterfall that spews…[35]
• Airing on the National Geographic channel tonight – Sperm, The Movie: [36]
• Bizarre children's books about homosexuality: [37]

2010-03-13

• The USA is fast becoming a totalitarian state: [1]
• Nigerian group dedicated to helping so-called "child witches" is accused of fraud…and guess who's making these accusations: [2] (Here's an update to the petition calling for an investigation of witch hunter Helen Ukpabio: [3])
• The National Day of Technology Unplugging is March 19-20: [4] (Like that's gonna happen…)
• Anti-abortion kook Neal Horsley is arrested for "allegedly making threats to kill Elton John:" [5]
• FDA proposes banning ear candling: [6]
• Gloucestershire, UK cheese-rolling event canceled due to safety fears: [7]
• Seattle police versus cowboy space vampire: [8]
• 92-year-old woman charged with murdering her 98-year-old husband: [9]
• UK's Royal Opera House to stage the world premiere of an opera about the life of Saint Anna Nicole Smith: [10]
• You think your retail job is tough? [11]
• "Sorry, we can't hire you at this government-funded charity because you're not Christian:" [12]
• Case of censored kindergartener's Jesus poster may go to the Supreme Court: [13]
• Irish pubs want Good Friday exemption for rugby viewers: [14]
• Lolis to be censored (or not) in Japan by March 30th: [15]
• Christians persecuted in Arizona, where one town doesn't let church groups meet in their own homes: [16] (At least, according to the Alliance Defense Fund.)
• Texas bans hip-hop: [17]]
• RIAA claims ringtone copyright confusion causes unfair late fees: [18]
• They're going to decide whether or not to create an .xxx Web domain in June, unless it's delayed again: [19]
• Internet porn destroying many Irish marriages: [20]
• Air Force pagans "not invited" to the White House: [21]
• Here's a church that wants to excommunicate homosexual members: [22]
• Another Jihad Jane arrested for conspiring to kill Swedish cartoonist: [23]
• James Brown's body has gone missing from its grave: [24]
• Teacher-student sex is never the kid's fault, because CNN says so: [25]

Picture of the moment:

• Conspiracy theory of movies: [26]
• A photographic piece of evidence of how desperate things are in Zimbabwe: [27]

2010-03-12

• Today (March 12, 2010) is the World Day Against Cyber Censorship: [1] (So, what can you do? Talking about it would be a good start…)
• And tonight marks the beginning of the Global Atheist Convention in Melbourne, Australia: [2]
• Obama supports DNA sampling upon arrest: [3]
• So, what would happen if your name and face were plastered all over Facebook as a child killer – and it wasn't true? [4]
• French bread spiked with LSD in CIA experiment: [5]
• This school would rather shut down its senior prom than let a lesbian take her date there: [6]
• The Vatican blasts a Rome high school (figuratively, not literally) for installing condom vending machines: [7]
• Ancient Peruvian sex rituals on display in Paris: [8]
• Swedish artist who drew one of the Forbidden Muhammad Cartoons says, "I don't want to mock Islam, I want to mock all religions:" [9] (Time to get this guy a SubGenius membership, before he's killed.)
• The ZeuS botnet software keeps getting better: [10]
• How your Twitter account could land you in jail: [11]
• The FBI supply chain, illustrated: [12]
• Banking on private prisons: [13]
• Nepal to ban smoking in public places: [14]
• Massachusetts Senate passes a bill to crack down on school bullies and "cyber bullying:" [15]
• Meanwhile, Massachusetts' Supreme Court overturns the case of a guy who was convicted of "intending to email-nude pictures of himself" to a teenage girl (who was actually a police officer): [16]
• 119 broadcast clichés in one sentence: [17]
• Pink Floyd wins lawsuit against its record label, which means that soon you won't be able to download individual Pink Floyd songs (legally) – only full albums or nothing: [18] (That even includes "Shine On You Crazy Diamond.")
• News flash – Internet censorship is getting smarter: [19]
• After 50 years, scientists have figured out why thalidomide babies were born without limbs: [20]
• Dutch nurses to patients – "Please stop asking us for sex:" [21]
• You may use Google Maps to go places, but you may not want to use Google Bike Maps just yet: [22]
• Federal appeals court in San Francisco upholds the use of the words "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance and "In God We Trust" on U.S. currency: [23]
• Silent Hunter V recalled in Germany over Nazi symbols: [24]
• Man sues airline for not looking at his scrotum: [25]
• US Fish and Wildlife Service looks for a ban on importing giant snakes into the country: [26]
• "What an excellent day for an exorcism:" [27]
• Next Sunday (March 21) will see the largest vintage paperback book fair in the world: [28]
• Texas education board refuses to require religious-freedom lesson: [29]
• London witchcraft bookshop saved as if by magic: [30]
• Miami cult leader requires his followers to drink snail mucus: [31]
• "Psychic" gizmo reads your mind: [32]
• Here's a surprise…Madonna’s Raising Malawi charity has a paper trail now that leads it right back to the Kabbalah Centre: [33]

Picture of the moment:

• If Transformers had sex with trucks, this would be the result: [34]

2010-03-11

• The chief exorcist of the Roman Catholic Church says the Devil is in the Vatican: [1]
• The two girls who ran away from home after taking part in Internet witchcraft role-playing ( ) have contacted their families: [2]
• "Researchers" develop a mobile phone that lets bosses snoop on their staff: [3]
• Meanwhile, other researchers discover booze that won't give you a hangover: [4]
• And in the "real science" corner, they're developing a method to use stem cells to heal bone fractures: [5]
• Brooklyn politician wants to ban salt from New York restaurants: [6]
• Wicked mother tortures boy so badly he has to eat feces to survive: [7]
• Man breaks into church to view porn: [8]
• The March 17th episode of South Park will show Eric Cartman signing for hundreds of AK-47 assault rifles, just like Blackwater did: [9]
• Water found in Apollo moon rocks: [10]
• Swearing at the cops is actually protected religious free speech: [11]
• UK Supreme Court rejects case of a Christian registrar who refused to officiate same-sex "civil partnerships:" [12]
• Those figures standing on New York City ledges as if they're going to jump? Yep, that's art: [13]
• Come and take part in putting together an official atheist holiday calendar: [14]
• Christian priests in Australia come together to oppose the deportation of a high-ranking Muslim leader: [15]
• Ah yes, it's Christmas time again…[16]
• Nickelodeon (yes, the kids' cable channel) is home to lots of porn for kids, and a dog with an extraordinarily large anus: [17]
• HIV-positive abstinence activist is accused of sexually assaulting a minor: [18]
• Want a free sex change operation? Move to Cuba: [19]
• India
  government bans FTV (Fashion TV) for nine days for showing topless women: [20]
• President Obama wants to ban all sport fishing, right after he seizes all our handguns: [21]
• Synthetic marijuana is banned in Kansas: [22]
• Laptops banned from lectures in US universities as professors rebel: [23]
• Kenya police shoot seven sect members dead: [24]
• Washington, DC same-sex couple to hold a same-sex wedding at a Ben & Jerry's ice cream shop to highlight B&J's support for same-sex marriage: [25]
• New Jersey scumbag is accused of abusing and molesting his daughters because the world is going to end: [26]
• Iran blocks foreign and domestic Web sites to curb anti-government activists: [27]
• China has its own problems with "tea party" protesters: [28]
• Witches are still being blamed for HIV: [29]
• Female porn director to run for office in the UK: [30]

Picture of the moment:

• IHOP commercial from 1969: [31]
• Google Maps discovers a black hole in Australia: [32]

2010-03-10

• Ahhh, politics…this guy cut his girlfriend's face with broken glass, then dragged her to the hospital. Now he's running against Those Godless Homosexuals, and declaring his opponent doesn't support family values: [1]
• What these parents do to their daughters almost ranks up there with female genital mutilation: [2] (More proof that people worldwide are taught to hate women…)
• Is Internet access a basic human right? [3]
• Tired of all those comments that science hates religion, this astrophysicist founds his own religion based on science: [4]
• Wilmington, North Carolina hookah bar fined for violating the state's new indoor-smoking ban: [5] (This story is worth it for the picture alone.)
• Private school in Watertown, Wisconsin bans "South Pole" brand clothes for teens because they could be mistaken for South Park: [6]
• New York City parents to protest the city's new ban on bake sales for school fundraiser by holding a bake-in at City Hall: [7]
• Members of Congress are warned to avoid the Drudge Report: [8] (For the record, I don't read the Druge Report; I've never been a fan of that site.)
• Backdoor found in Energizer Duo USB battery charger: [9]
• Florida is finally doing something about teachers who boink their students: [10]
• Colorado hates ads with boobs: [11]
• Georgia legislator introduces a bill to give authorities the right to request that sex offenders be kicked off of Myspace and Facebook: [12]
• Seven Muslims arrested in Ireland for a plot to kill the author of one of the Forbidden Muhammad Cartoons: [13]
• Ave Maria University (in Naples, Florida) has a new employee dress code that requires women to wear skirts and dresses only: [14]
• German publisher fights back against Apple's ban on sexy apps: [15]
• How the DEA scrubbed Thomas Jefferson's Monticello poppy garden from public memory: [16]
• Cop who drew his gun in a snowball fight gets a 10-day suspension…and not because he drew his gun: [17]
• The U.S. government is preparing a safety warning about those popular and fashionable infant carriers that parents can sling around their chests to carry their babies: [18] (I like to say to parents, "Excuse me, m'aam…I think you should know, you have a baby growing out of your chest.")
• Waterboarding for dummies: [19]
• Remember that girl who was selling two ghosts on eBay? They ended up selling for nearly $2,000: [20]
• Ford unwraps new security features to prevent hackers from breaking into your car's onboard computer: [21]
• Breast milk cheese: [22]
• Remember those ads for Lifelock where the company CEO plastered his social security number to the side of a truck in broad daylight? [23]
• Some folks will do desperate things to get high: [24]
• Never mind back-alley abortions..what are we going to do about the epidemic of back-alley silicone ass injections? [25]
• A winner in New York City's condom wrapper design contest: [26] (Hint: "We're gonna turn it on…we're gonna give you the power…")
• This kid is going to go places when he gets out of jail – he doesn't just pass around nude cell phone pics of his girlfriend, he sells them for $5 a pop: [27]
• Oh noes, homosexual marriage is now legal in Washington, DC! What are you going to do about it?!? [28]
• Want Google to give free wi-fi to your town? Name something after it: [29]
• Those national census forms you're getting in the mail are the first census since the September 11, 2001 attacks. Know what that means? [30]
• Amish farmer wins the right to refuse to register his livestock with the state, because it's against his religion: [31]
• The bizarre religious roots of the Abortion Tweeter: [32]
• Another religious-marijuana court case ends up in the usual manner: [33]

Picture of the moment:

• A tutorial on how to spray-paint your own tongue: [34] (And if you're dumb enough to actually do it…)
• How Americans are portrayed in North Korea: [35]
• This is what getting your vagina Vajazzled looks like: [36]
• "Buy American Pot:" a special message from the AMGA, dedicated to keeping pot illegal and profits high: [37]

2010-03-09

• Westboro Baptist Church free-speech case goes to the United States Supreme Court: [1]
• Ubisoft censors Russian players of Assasin's Creed 2: [2]
• Argentine grandma faces trial for growing two pot plants: [3]
• So, Microsoft Office 2010 comes with built-in advertisements: [4]
• You are being lied to about pirates: [5]
• Australia court approves sterilization of an 11-year-old (disabled) girl: [6]
• The return of seal meat on Canadian menus: [7]
• Five books that were banned from the Bible, and why: [8]
• In the 23 months since New Jersey's ban of using cell phones while driving, police have written 224,725 citations: [9]
• Group wants military benefits for same-sex spouses: [10]
• British military criticized for banning media from the Afghan front lines: [11]
• Germany's great exploding toads mystery has been solved: [12]
• Vampire exorcism skull found in Italy: [13]
• D.C. Catholic Charities ends benefits for all spouses after gay marriage is legalized: [14]
• Blapheme aganst God and get kicked out of pro football: [15] (That's "football" as in "soccer".)
• A new bill in Florida will entice film companies and give them tax breaks…as long as they make movies without any nasty cussing and sex: [16]
• Probably the most original prisoner-assaults-guard story in a while: [17]
• Scientists have to reassure the public that three major earthquakes in one month is not the end of the world: [18]
• 40% of people polled can't name one legal music-download online site, proving once again how useless polls are: [19]
• Nazi zombies are now targets in the real world: [20]
• Australia attempts to clamp down on "legal child pornography" in art: [21]
• A new book from a former follower of Prem Rawat: [22]
• Long-time racist idiot Tom Metzger is running for Congress: [23]
• Gay porn actor dies on camera after being tased during reality show: [24]
• College science class takes on pseudoscience: [25]
• A plague of necrophilia in Philippines district: [26]
• South Africa imports 42 million condoms for the World Cup: [27]
• Next from Hollywood – The Book of Genesis, the movie: [28]
• 3-year-old mistakes a gun lying around the house for a game controller: [29]
• This "global warming" thing is actually paganism: [30]
• Meet the Texas Taliban: [31]
• Upcoming Bollywood movie will include witchcraft: [32]
• This Saturday, America's Most Wanted will grasp for ratings by featuring a 1985 Satanic devil-worship homicide: [33]
• Families fight racist Israeli citizenship law: [34]
• Girls – highlight AIDS awareness by wearing red shoes tomorrow: [35]
• Anti-islam film Fitna is still ticking off Muslims: [36]
• Prediction – this search for a missing kid in Canada will come up with nothing: [37]
• UK pharmacists can be just as idiotic as American pharmacists: [38]
• Wal-mart sells black Barbie doll for less than white Barbie doll: [39]

Picture of the moment:

• An Islamic preacher explains why Muslims are forbidden to drink Starbucks coffee: [40]
• Exploding whale…and it's not the famous "exploding whale" video that's been circulating online for years: [41]

2010-03-08

• "I have a spaceship coming that's going to carry 333 spirits, 333,000 spirits from Earth:" [1]
• China looks to master its control over the weather: [2]
• RAF helicopter pilot, shot between the eyes by the Taliban, flies 20 passengers to safety: [3]
• Parents, don't trust Sesame Street – it has a notorious agenda to indoctrinate your children: [4]
• Strange things for sale on Amazon: [5]
• They just don't make inmates like they used to: [6]
• Evidently this candy bar ad was too stupid even for the candy bar manufacturer: [7]
• Colorado preschooler banned from Catholic school because "his or her" parents are lesbians: [8]
• Austrian far-right Presidential candidate backtracks after Nazi blunder: [9]
• India street performers stage plays to bring awareness to the plight of women branded as witches: [10]
• Hopeless optimist (as in "what world are you living in") predicts all newborns worldwide will be protected from HIV by the year 2015: [11]
• Hundreds dead as more religious violence hits Nigeria: [12]
• Minnesota state Senator files a bill to prevent state employees from staying at hotels that show violent porn on the TV: [13]
• Scientology is trying to stop a new German TV drama about it from being aired: [14]
• UK Secret Service files released online: [15]
• There's no such thing as safe sex for octopi: [16]
• Would-be ghost hunters in Massachusetts: [17]
• Conspiracy theorists are the new terrorists: [18]
• Irish "pagan rocker" killed in witchcraft ritual gone wrong: [19]
• Three arrested in Cambodia for locking up two elderly women and accusing them of witchcraft: [20]
• Eddie Bauer would rather destroy unsold clothing rather than give it away: [21]
• ABC News versus Loose Change: [22]
• Bartholomew's Notes On Religion versus the Cheerleaders: [23]
• NPR thanks sex for making the Internet hot: [24]
• Latvia's mystery Robin Hood hacker: [25]

Picture of the moment:

• ANONYMOUS writes: "Due to popular demand, a site gathering all the pictures of hot femanons has been established. If you like the sound of this, google "hot chicks with Guy Fawkes masks:" [26]

2010-03-07

• The New York Times publishes a front-page story (again) on the problems with Scientology: [1]
• RIAA – "Internet piracy is ruining humanitarian efforts in Haiti:" [2]
• The Olympics will have its very own copyright police at the 2012 London Games: [3] ("Police will have powers to enter private homes and seize posters, and will be able to stop people carrying non-sponsor items to sporting events.")
• Iranian President Ahmadinejad proves himself to be a clown, yet again – not only did the Holocaust never happen, the September 11, 2001 attacks are a big fat lie, too: [4]
• More about Christian terrorists: [5]
• European poker tournament robbed live on the air (with video): [6]
• Denver UFO ballot initiative adopts hip-hop anthem: [Denver UFO ballot initiative adopts hip-hop anthem]
• Creationism versus evolution in the school textbook publishing field: [7]
• Another reason not to go to the movies: [8]
• The amazing indestructible man: [9]
• Israeli raid cancelled after very stupid Facebook post: [10]
• "How can I improve my foundering marriage? I know – I'll hire these guys to hold my family hostage, so that I can bust in and rescue them and be a hero!" [11]
• Anime series Dance in the Vampire Bund will be censored when it's released in the US, to Protect The Children: [12] (…or so the distributor can't be accused of marketing anime kiddie porn; you figure it out.)
• Leaked photos show Microsoft "pink" phones: [13]
• Ummm, I thought we had this thing called "separation of church and state?" [14]
• New Zealand televangelists follow the American example: [15]
• Condoms aren't as effective as all those studies say they are. Who's warning us of this? The Church, of course: [16]
• Taiwan becomes the next country to teach Satanic homosexuality in schools: [17]
• Human flesh search engines in China: [18]
• The long delay in making the Vatican records of Pope Piux XII available to the public: [19]
• A sure-fire way to get an Oscar? Put Nazis in your movie: [20] (…even though it didn't seem to work for Inglorious Basterds.")
• The recent attack against the Pentagon is cheered by white supremacists: [21]
• Saudi security confiscate books by reformer: [22]
• Old-fashioned news media versus the Internet – the online copyright war begins: [23]
• Idaho to make it a crime to plant fake bombs: [24]
• Washington, D.C. to be first U.S. city to give away free female condoms to fight HIV/AIDS: [25]
• Africa launches a new initiative to wipe out polio: [26]
• Seven Muslims arrested in Nevada for praying in a parking lot: [27]

Picture of the moment:

• A history of sexy gaming: [28]

2010-03-06

• Lyndon Larouche follower wins Democratic primary in Texas: [1]
• The Great Pacific Floating Garbage Patch now has a full-grown sibling in the Atlantic: [2]
• Missing persons and abductions reveal psychics' failures: [3]
• Pope Benedict XVI will launch the Vatican's very own iPhone app on Easter Sunday: [4]
• Famous Hindu holy man in hiding after appearing in sex film: [5]
• If you're obsessed with Chatroulette (I'm not), here's some competition: [6]
• Hmm…anti-evolution and global warming skepticism go hand in hand: [7]
• Miami finally kicks out all those sex offenders living under that bridge: [8] (Of course, they'll all move into housing where the authorities can keep track of them.)
• Microsoft's Bing censors sex in Arab countries: [9]
• European court will review its decision banning crucifixes in Italian classrooms: [10]
• Teen cannibals on trial in Russia for dismembering and eating their four friends: [11]
• Attack of the rabid otter: [12]
• News flash – a defendant is much more likely to be sentenced to death if he or she kills a "high-status" victim: [13] (So remember, serial killers…stick to killing nobodies, not celebrities or blond white rich little girls.)
• Chuck E. Cheese bans gangsta things from its Harlem location: [14]
• Lost Jewish tribe found in Zimbabwe: [15]
• Man, political scandals in the United States can't hold a candle to scandals in Italy: [16]
• A sex toy for guys (I think) that you won't believe exists until you see it: [17] (Safe for work? This link is for a "sex toy for guys." DUH.)
• Boy kills aunt, thinking she's a witch: [18]
• Michigan 6-year-old suspended from school for making gun gesture with his hand: [19]
• 40,000 prostitutes to enter South Africa for the World Cup: [20]
• India law would make criticizing GM crops an imprisonable offense: [21]
• Judge orders Web site to take down a fake story of a giraffe attack on tourists: [22]
• Oregon man sues for the right to flip off deputies: [23]
• Afghanistan issues a ban on live news broadcasts of terrorist attacks: [24]
• Completely unbiased news site Lifesite warns us – "Oh noes, here's a sex-education cartoon that shows two people having sex! And Our Innocent Children are watching it!" [25]
• Tales of witchcraft abound in Zimbabwe: [26]
• This reporter discovers Amtrak's free public wi-fi has the same corporate firewall that every big business in America has: [27]
• Xbox Live no longer bans gay people from describing themselves as gay: [28]
• Has a friend or relative of yours been whacked by the Mob? Go see this psychic: [29]
• The Vatican invents miracles to make John Paul II a saint: [30]
• Pasadena, California considers banning citizens from smoking in their own homes: [31]

• Aussie mainstream TV shows full-frontal female nudity and no one minds: [32] (Note, this isn't porn; it's a medical show. Maybe it's medical porn.)