2010-02-09

• 4chan blocked by Verizon: [1]
• The Pirate Bay to be censored in Italy, again: [2]
• You really can be bored to death: [3]
• Religious column in the Washington Post – "Allowing a space for pagans to worship in the Air Force will invite God's wrath against the United States:" [4]
• Care for some feces to go with that pre-packaged salad? [5]
• Charlotte, North Carolina school secretary is fired for speaking Spanish to parents: [6]
• Ohio strip club hosts "Lap Dances For Haiti:" [7]
• Pat Robertson made a deal with African dictator Charles Taylor for gold: [8]
• Man is cut in half by a train in 1995…now, 15 years later, he is learning to walk again: [9]
• This psychic in Toronto throws down the gauntlet and dares skeptics to challenge her: [10]
• Fox News – "Planned Parenthood wants to teach sex ed to 10-year-old children!" [11] (Actually, the report itself says nothing of the kind: [12])
• UK Sikhs objects to rules forbidding their children from taking their ceremonial knives to school: [13]
• Glorious Kazakhstan court overturns a ruling that banned the media from publishing criticism of President Nursultan Nazarbayev's son-in-law: [14]
• The surgically implantable bra: [15]
• Thanks to Hulu, indie film Strictly Sexual hits big: [16]
• It's time for the next round in the ongoing battle over atheist billboards: [17]
• Your iPhone's dirty little security secret: [18]
• How rich people smoke pot: [19]
• Yet another community college professor using his position to teach students about the evils of homosexuality, aborion and global warming: [20]
• 1 in 3 Japanese couples are now sexless: [21]
• Tel Aviv cult leader on trial for fathering 37 children with 17 women: [22]
• How Scientology resurrects the dead: [23]
• The war on cures for homosexuality: [24]

Picture of the Moment:

• Dante's Inferno – the animated movie: [25]
• Words cannot describe this particular room: [26]
• Buy this creepy poster of Pat Robertson and support Doctors Without Borders: [27]

2010-02-08

• Some hard questions about Alex Jones: [1]
• Another call to help out Wikileaks: [2]
• Singing Frank Sinatra's "My Way" in a karaoke bar can literally put your life at risk: [3]
• Abandoned Soviet ghost town sold at auction for $3.1 million: [4]
• China's biggest hacker training site is shut down: [5]
• Amazon gives in and will charge higher prices for e-books: [6]
• Proof of Christian persecution in the United States – street preachers killed left and right: [7]
• In secret, nations of the world work towards a global crackdown on piracy: [8]
• Former brothel queen enters the race for Governor of New York: [9]
• French President Nicolas Sarkozy calls the Islamic burqa a security risk, because people can use them to commit bank robberies: [10]
• Pakistani lawyers will burn alive anyone who tries to prosecute a fellow lawyer who raped and murdered a 12 year old girl: [11]
• Mohawk tribe in Montreal bans mixed-race marriage, in an effort to keep their racial heritage pure…now, where have we heard that before? [12]
• Hair extensions cause hair loss: [13]
• If you're convicted for possessing kiddie porn, you could end up paying damages to the kids abused when the porn was made…even if it happened years or decades ago: [14]
• Another Saudi senior citizen taking a 12-year-old child bride: [15]
• Chicago school district shocked that kids actually say things like, "that's so gay:" [16]
• Gay Indians (that's in India, not America) get their own Valentine cards: [17]
• China's dog farmers protest the country's new ban on dog and cat meat: [18]
• You can legally drive without a license in this South African district: [19]
• Indian government hopes to ban witchcraft: [20]
• And another story on the dangers of witchcraft: [21]
• Australian TV network ITV is fined (barely) after a reality-show contestant kills and eats a rat: [22]
• Christians sue for the right to commit hate crimes against Those Godless Homosexuals: [23]
• Patient in vegetative state answers questions using thoughts alone: [24]
• A federal effort to push junk food out of schools: [25]
• YouTube banned in Libya: [26]
• …and in Pakistan, too: [27]
• Mom charged in son's death points to devil worshippers: [28]

Audio plug:

• PR Gnus of the World by Rev. Fernandinande Lemur: [29] (Once you hear this, you'll never hear NPR the same way again. Please post a review!)

Picture of the moment:

• Some amazing emergency maneuvering: [30]

2010-02-07

• DARPA wants to override evolution and make immortal synthetic organs: [1]
• You can get a DUI without driving your car: [2]
• Richmond street preachers sue to keep from being told to shut up when prosyletizing in public: [3]
• Fake Firefox update spreads spyware: [4]
• Attend church anonymously and complete a survey, and you'll get $50: [5]
• Chicago library now allows patrons to file police reports, too: [6]
• What to do about teen prostitution during the Super Bowl? Offer an alternative: [7] (…as opposed to the other 364 days of the year?)
• Hawaii to ban foie gras from menus: [8]
• A lot of people are miffed about the Super Bowl ads rejected by CBS: [9]
• Not to be outdone by the Super Bowl, Brazil is handing out 55 million condoms for Carnival: [10]
• Horror witch-hunts target low-caste women in Nepal: [11]
• You should be really careful about what you use to spice up your meatballs: [12]
• Singapore lifts 40-year gambling ban, government Says "Show Me The Money Honey:" [13]
• Italy plans a law to prevent people from uploading videos (any videos) to the Internet without permission: [14]
• The top 20 things Chinese citizens can't do: [15]
• China jails man for 13 years for running porn Web site: [16] (Not kiddie porn, just plain old porn porn…)
• If Wisconsin passes a law requiring school sex-ed classes to teach things other than abstinence, schools will stop teaching sex ed entirely: [17] (Yep, that'll show kids what it's like…)
• Homosexuality may not have a place in God's Divine Plan, but apparently it does have a place in evolution: [18]
• Malawi man arrested for posting gay rights posters: [19]
• The bizarre world of gay-to-straight conversion: [20]
• Religious folk really love the way atheists are insisting on atheist chaplains included in the military: [21]
• Operation Rescue offers a $10,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of abortionists who are breaking the law: [22]
• There 800 "missing" sex offenders roaming the streets in the Chicago area alone: [23]
• The history of sex in cinema: [24]
• Bartholomew's Notes on Religion takes on cyber-bullies: [25]
• How science suppresses the sex lives of Republicans: [26]
• How the Falun Gong’s anti-censorship software helped the Iranian protestors: [27]

Picture of the moment:

• Do you really want to wash yourself with these? [28]
• Pedobear is now an official 2010 Olympic mascot: [29]
• Committing bestiality will make you a celebrity in Japan: [30] (I didn't plan on having all of these sick topics here today, honest…)

2010-02-06

• Abortionists are engaging in a master plan to wipe out black children: [1]
• Breast implants as a terrorist weapon: [2]
• Georgia Senate passes a bill prohibiting microchips from being involuntarily implanted in humans: [3]
• Indonesian high court hears the first challenge to the country's 45-year-old blasphemy law: [4]
• Slovakian court upholds a law requiring churches to gather 20,000 signatures to register with the government as an official church: [5]
• Egyptian Christians banned from visiting Jerusalem: [6]
• Open-source software site SourceForge bans users from certain countries: [7]
• We are dug so deep we can't get out: [8]
• Someone tries to use the "religious marijuana" defense in court about once a month, but it always ends the same way: [9]
• Gosh, are restaurants with sexy waitresses going too far? [10]
• Brazilians decide that a 7-year-old sex symbol for their Carnival is going too far: [11]
• Yale gets a $3.9 million federal grant to develop Avatar video game to teach sex, drug and alcohol negotiation and refusal skills’ to 9-to-14 year olds: [12] (Not that this is a scare story or anything…)
• China cracks down on online porn (again): [13]
• Oliver North warns us all – "If Don't Ask Don't Tell is repealed, then pedophiles will join the Army:" [14]
• Kazaa is proud of its status as an illegal file-sharing program…but don't you dare accuse it of harboring spyware: [15]
• Judge censured and barred for ordering lawyer to be paid in gift certificates: [16]
• The porn industry's lobby group, the Free Speech Coalition, announces a war against evil Internet porn pirates: [17]
• Shanghai's crackdown on pajamas: [18]
• FBI calls for ISPs to keep logs of your Web browsing history: [19]
• New York arsonist pleads his defense – demon voices made him do it: [20]
• Massachusetts court rules it's legal to send "sexual" text messages to minors: [21]
• Excommunicated nun continues ordaining woman priests: [22]
• NASA and Wikipedia team up to found the OpenLuna project: [23]

Picture of the moment:

• Andrew the Impaled introduces his miraculous cure for depression, the Happy Stick: [24]

2010-02-05

• Rev. Pater Nostril (a.k.a. Craig from Brushwood) will be having an art show in Ashtabula, Ohio tonight (February 5th): [1]
• The United States Justice Department is looking for workers who are mentally retarded: [2]
• ANONYMOUS pledges to fight Scientology efforts on Haiti: [3]
• Pedophile test – if a SubGenius told you to click on a link called http://tinyurl.com/nakedchildren…would you do it?
• Brazilian court overturns ban on religious symbols in Rio's Carnival: [4]
• The latest drug to get high on – anthrax-laced heroin: [5]
• If you don't feel like that kind of a rush, you can have some caffeine-enhanced booze instead: [6]
• And here's a UK politician calling for the legalization of heroin: [7]
• San Francisco author is declared the Messiah by Share International, a group he'd never heard of: [8]
• Cops meets the BBC – a reporter joins Indonesia's religious police as they hunt down immoral activities: [9]
• France denies citizenship to Muslim man who forces his wife to wear a face veil: [10]
• Raging Grannies rip CBS anti-abortion Super Bowl ad: [11]
• MasterCard blocks transactions on online gambling sites: [12]
• Catnip does more than get cats high: [13] (However, I don't like the way this article compares it to marijuana in order to suggest that marijuana is harmless and non-addictive…)
• A campaign based in India to remove objectionable materials from the Internet: [14]
• UK "extreme porn" suspect has his Internet access suspended before he goes to trial: [15]
• Hitler's Mein Kampf to be republished in Germany: [16]
• China censors Oscar nominations: [17]
• Surprise – abstinence does work: [18]
• Russian Satanic cult foiled in attempt to infiltrate police: [19]
• Apparently, Satanic cults are all the rage in Russia: [20]
• Apple doesn't want anyone to mention the Android phone in its App Store: [21]
• California election politics and demon-possessed sheep: [22]
• Another India child actor is too young to watch his own movie: [23]
• Obama's secret police: [24]
• Hollywood loses a downloading case in Australia: [25]
• White supremacists fight back against human rights group: [26]

• This is a video of…no kidding…a dog forcibly kidnapping and raping a chicken. Really, not a double-entendre or pun. Why is it being posted here? Because it's almost certainly the strangest thing you'll see all day: [27]
• Buy your very own golden vagina: [28]

2010-02-04

• Christians desecrate Wiccan religious site at Air Force Academy: [1] (What, already?)
• NASA reveals photo of incoming Xist alien invaders! [2]
• Police arrest self-help guru over sweat lodge deaths: [3]
• Oregon parents found guilty in trial over their son's faith-healing death: [4]
• You can't bring a pocket knife onto an airplane, but you can bring this: [5]
• The Internet is nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize: [6]
• India high court rules that sex before marriage is rape: [7]
• U.S. Tax Court rules sex-change operations are tax-deductible: [8]
• Company donates 1.2 million weight-loss shakes to victims of the Haiti earthquake: [9]
• Ontario woman, 74, to face 29-year-old pot charge in U.S.: [10]
• Sesame Street promotes witchcraft: [11]
• Online bingo players kick back against political correctness: [12]
• Spanish government course teaches sex can be practiced with girls, boys or animals: [13] (Of course, the source of this news story is completely honest and unbiased..)
• In a shocking statement that no one expected, the religious homophobic idiot Family Research Council calls for homosexual behavior to be outlawed: [14]
• UK calls for a ban on launching sky lanterns at weddings: [15]
• Bestselling and classic books have been banned from prisons in Texas: [16]
• EU is concerned about TV ads for kids' cell phones, because we all know cell phone radiation fries your brain: [17]
• Connecticut town bans "Support Our Troops" yellow ribbons: [18]
• Woman charged with animal cruelty for selling pierced cats online: [19]
• They guy who sent this writes, "I'll have to put Dr. Phil at the number one spot here:" [20]
• Get ready for Watchmen 2 – a sequel to the comic book, not the movie: [21]
• Wanted – Christian men who know how to kick ass: [22]
• "We hate the idea of those awful homosexuals adopting poor innocent children so much…" [23]
• Doesn't it make you feel good inside to know that Haiti relief efforts have degenerated into a competition between atheists and Christians? [24]
• Here's a story about an 81-year-old woman left alone after her husband died on Christmas…but this isn't the sob story you may think it is: [25]
• How can a restaurant drum up business for Valentine's Day? "I know – let's encourage customers to have sex in the bathrooms:" [26]
• Apparently, bonobo apes aren't as innocent and carefree and sex-obsessed as we thought: [27]
• Arizona Senate endorses a bill to make criminals out of kids who send naked pictures to one another: [28]

Picture of the moment:

• They're republishing Phil Foglio's Myth Adventures comics from the 1980s as a webcomic: [29]
• This David Blaine short is much better then the original David Blaine: [30]

2010-02-03

• Kiddies, beware – Internet pedophiles will get you through your Xbox: [1]
• Movie piracy isn't so bad and they know it: [2]
• Real evidence that smoking is dangerous: [3]
• Oh boy, celebrity news – Miley Cyrus's 9-year-old sister is launching a lingerie line for kids: [4]
• Pope Benedict XVI says religious employers should be allowed to discriminate against Those Godless Homosexuals: [5]
• 14 starving chihuahuas found in dead guy's home…guess how they stayed alive: [6]
• Obama grows the drug war: [7]
• The Netherlands bans bestiality, and thousands of Internet bestiality videos are about to become illegal: [8]
• Now's your chance to report a Web site you don't like to the UK government by calling it a "terrorist" Web site: [9]
• Bioware may be including gay sex in its Dragon Age games, but it's censoring talk about that same gay sex from its message boards: [10]
• As the Arctic melts, US Navy races to control new territory: [11]
• Hacking for fun and profit in China's underworld: [12]
• A nine-year-old girl is raped in India, and the statement from the tourist industry is, "She asked for it because she was wearing a bikini:" [13]
• Denmark's government official kicks out Microsoft: [14]
• What is the National Counterterrorism Center (NCTC) doing to improve the status of women in the Muslim world? "The response to this question is classified:" [15]
• Landmark case could restore felons' right to vote: [16]
• What should we do about homosexuals, anyways? Round 'em up and place them in re-education camps, of course: [17]
• A new tourist attraction in Los Angeles – LA Gang Tours, where you get to take a bus tour of gang territory: [18]
• Mexico considers clamping down on Twitter: [19]
• And Captain Obvious announces that kids who are taught sex education are more likely to have sex: [20]
• Ottawa school principal bans schoolkids from playing with their balls: [21] (Okay, I just had to state it that way…)
• Gaming banned by militia in impoverished Somalia: [22]
• Canada moves to ban indoor tanning for kids under 18: [23]
• If the military repeals "Don't Ask Don't Tell," then we'll be seeing hermaphrodite soldiers in the United States Army: [24]]
• FDA allows a drug marked "not safe for use in humans" to be fed to livestock: [25]
• Bollywood cinema will be seeing its first on-screen gay kiss soon: [26]
• Scientologists threaten to stay in Haiti: [27]
• Pro-gay activists and church leaders are touting an alternative "inclusive" prayer event to this year’s National Prayer Breakfast: [28]

Picture of the moment:

• This year's banned Super Bowl commercials: [29]
• And here are two ads recently banned in the UK: [30] and [31]
• And in the third banned-ad story of the day, here's an Aussie billboard for a porn convention that's banned for being too sexual: [32]

2010-02-02

• The Westboro Baptist Church's latest target – Twitter: [1]
• YouTube censors marijuana question in Obama interview: [2]
• South Australian Government passes a bill which makes it illegal during election time to post political views on a blog or comment without also including a name and address: [3] (Also: [4])
• Alarm at Mumbai's teenage suicide trend: [5]
• Convert homosexuals to straight in the UK and the government will pay you for it: [6]
• The poor black tobacco farmer whose cells were (and still are) immortal: [7]
• The latest plan to get people to quit smoking – ban logos from cigarette packs: [8]
• U.S. Navy launches its very own Cyber Command: [9]
• A first-hand account of Scientology help in Haiti: [10]
• Botnet targets major Web sites with junk SSL connection: [11]
• Haitian homeless haunted at night by evil spirits: [12]
• Wal-Mart of weed opens in Oakland, California: [13]
• Judge terminates the parental rights of six members of Tony Alamo Christian Ministries: [14]
• Oregon man seeks damages for police violating his religious rights by searching his sacred medicine bag for pot: [15]
• Israeli drug addicts tripping on Nazi speed: [16]
• Rules for time travelers: [17]
• Urban Outfitters caught selling shirts with the color combinations "White/Charcoal" and "Obama/Black:" [18]
• United States won't be lifting its ban on haggis at any time soon: [19]
• £300,000 study proves that ducks like water: [20]
• Academics fight the rise of Creationism at universities: [21]
• Somali Islamists admit they're allied with Al-Qaeda: [22] (So naturally the U.S. is going to charge in after them, right?)
• Poland proposes blocking porn and gambling Web sites: [23]
• U.S. chicken banned in Russia: [24]
• German TV movie looks at the dark side of Scientology: [25]
• Chinese spies use "cyber hacking" and sexual blackmail: [26]
• And Iran launches "cyber attacks" against opposition protesters: [27] (What's with the repeated use of that stupid term "cyber?")
• Nazi doctor Josef Mengele's diary up for auction: [28]
• Taxi drivers accused of racism for displaying sign saying they are "English speaking:" [29]

2010-02-01

• Three quarters of children believe in alien life and a third are convinced one of their teachers is an extraterrestrial: [1] (I know I did…)
• Everyone knows that if you violate your Wiccan blood oath, your boyfriend has the right to chop you into little pieces and dispose of the remains: [2]
• Rise of the African Taliban: [3]
• Police raid German mosques to confiscate banned Saudi book: [4]
• The Great Satan (i.e. the United States) is responsible for the Haiti earthquake: [5]
• Surgery to remove man-boobs is becoming increasingly popular: [6]
• News flash – "1 in 4 kids" send or receive porn over the Internet: [7]
• Introducing the Muslim washing machine – it automatically cleanses your body during wudu (washing your hands and face before prayers), and recites Qu'ran verses, too: [8]
• Major UK grocery chain Tesco is blocking sales (i.e. "censoring") of the book The Terrorist Hunters: [9]
• Censored in Indonesia – no porn, no gore, no sensitive politics: [10]
• Facebook censors tranny's mastectomy photos a second time, in what is turning into an unending whine-and-bawwww fest: [11]
• Hawaii looks to ban laxative fish: [12]
• Thanks to the Virginia Tech mass murderer, Virginia Tech is looking to ban all gun ammunition on campus, including paintball and airsoft: [13]
• French Muslims attack mosque of imam who supports burqa ban: [14]
• Conspiracy by cult of white teen Satanists to kill black classmates in February uncovered: [15]
• Denver murder may be linked to Scientology: [16]
• Google's Android phone censors "Lolita" but not "bestiality:" [17]
• 49 US Congressional Web sites hacked by Brazilian "Red Eye Crew:" [18]
• Iran hangs two opposition protesters and sentences nine more to death: [19]
• Nigerian Islamic sect members may face death penalty: [20]
• TSA employee goes fishing for his own six-year-old sex slave: [21]
• California court case may end up with some religions getting more protection under the law than others: [22]
• Britain – "The G-spot doesn't exist!" France – "Yes, it does!" [23]
• Some residents in Florida are upset by a new stage musical about teen sexuality that includes on-stage nudity: [24]
• Austrian TV ad for Army recruiting asks women, "Wanna jump in my tank and go for a joy ride?" [25]
• Want to discriminate against gays? Move to Utah: [26]

Picture of the moment:

• "Bob" appeared to this girl in a dream – she literally woke up and painted this: [27]
• Thanks to the BBC, here's how to masturbate an elephant: [28] (Yes, that's the real BBC here.)
• Mug shots of the year: [29]

2010-01-31

• If the Westboro Baptist Church ever comes to your town, ANONYMOUS should totally organize something like this in response: [1]
• Australia's new laws to crack down on "cyber-predators:" [2] (At this rate, I may have to include a Pedobear smiley on this Web site. )
• Possible attempts by Scientology to infiltrate Haiti relief efforts: [3] (search for the word "scientology" on the comments, and you get some interesting results/)
• Name that Sci-Fi Channel (I mean "Syfy") movie: [4]
• Gmail doesn't like the buzz: [5]
• Chief Justice of India informs the public of the urgent need to ban porn Web sites: [6]
• Russia's first casino opens in Asov City: [7]
• After Togo's national soccer team is attacked by gunmen, the Confederation of African Football bans then from tournament play: [8]
• Ultra Orthodox rabbis and their war on the Internet: [9]
• Unapproved "natural health products" banned from Ontario pharmacies: [10]
• White supremacist proves Aryan superiority by masturbating over a freeway: [11]
• Will Al-Jazeera revolutionize America's TV landscape? [12]
• American Family Association supports legal sanctions for homosexual behavior: [13]
• Nazi death camp blueprints displayed to the public for the first time: [14]
• Some self-proclaimed Muslim prophets say there were other prophets born after Muhammad:…namely, themselves: [15]
• China battles the information barbarians: [16]
• Christian wingnuts still whining about Harry Potter: [17]
• South African President Jacob Zuma has undermined the struggle against HIV/AIDS by having unprotected sex again: [18]
• San Diego sex offender sentenced to 646 years in prison, and that's not a typo: [19]
• Hawaii kills off same-sex "civil unions:" [20]
• 19-year-old university student auctions off her virginity to the highest bidder: [21]
• Kids are talking about sex in schoolrooms, so what are teachers to do? [22]
• 10 American Baptists charged with "child trafficking" for trying to take orphaned kids out of Haiti to neighboring Dominican Republic: [23]
• Help design a new logo for this Texas town and win a $100 prize: [24]
• Mother's gum disease kills her unborn child: [25]
• Vatican decides Michelangelo's St. Peter will keep its black spots and loincloth: [26]

Picture of the moment:

• A comic book version of the movie version of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band: [27]