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Now It Can Be Told: How Mankind Came Into Being Through Cannibalism

There were a line of apes. These apes would kill each other and eat the brains of their kills. However, this brain eating would cause the ape-brains to swell against the skulls, causing an increase in intelligence, brutality and sex drive, ultimately causing them to go insane. Man is descended from these apes; we've gained the intelligence, but also the brutal madness.

Watch the downward slope!

Of course, devolution isn't a good or a bad thing – it merely is. It operates on its own principles and cannot be stopped; only observed, and ultimately embraced.

We are all DEVO.

We must repeat.

What is the law?