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Eat Hufu

Whether you're Hannibal the Cannibal or Fred the File Clerk, you'll drool with delight when you serve your guests a dinner with recipes made from Hufu - the Tasty Human Flesh Alternative [TM]! Okay, it's not real human flesh – after all, cannibalism is illegal. It's actually tofu with a color and a flavor that makes it resemble human flesh (though how do these guys know what human flesh tastes like?!?) All they have to do is package it and call it "human flesh," and people will start tossing their cookies. The idea here is to make people think they're eating human flesh, even if they're not. The makers of Hufu have already ticked off their neighbors to the point that someone wrote a newspaper editorial condemning the stuff. Bully for them!