Animal Rights
PETA: People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals
- Because Meat Is Murder! They say so!
Biotechnology
Monsanto
- The Evil Empire of genetic engineering.
Euthanasia and the Right to Die
Exit International
- A pro-suicide organization consisting largely of senior citizens.
The Flag
Citizens Flag Alliance
Gay Marriage
MassResistance
- Crusading to protect the children of Massachusetts from those evil homosexuals!
Gun Control
"…from my cold, dead hands!"
National Rifle Association
- The NRA, as we all know, "champions" the Second Amendment and the right to bear arms…though perhaps the term "smothers arguments with the Second Amendment" may be more appropriate. Their idea that all guns should be legal, no matter what, is far too narrow-minded and simplistic; as usual the real world isn't black-and-white the way the NRA wants you to think it is.
Christian Gun Owner
- "Christian first, American second, Gun owner third."