A member of the Ministry of Slack & the Founder of The AlcheMinistry.
The AlcheMinister Rev. Orpheus Stain's official titles include "The Saint of Stain", "Herald of "BobSlacktus", and "The Arch Theogician."
Common nicknames : The guys call him O'Stain, the ladies call him Orphy.
Easily recognized by his use of Janorisms, and his Isaac Asimov-like sideburns.