There's a massive project underway in America specifically designed to address the problem of the growing stupidity and general assholedom of the populace. The problem is Republicanism, of course, and the solution is equally obvious: SubGenii, Democrats, Hippies, and other intellectuals need to infiltrate the daughters of Republicans, fertilize them with their superior genes, and improve the herd until the defective Republican gene has been eliminated.
It's fun! It's procreative! It's even legal!
There are two unfertilized Bush twins running around out there from bar to bar even now so get cracking!