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"This cult has been losing its members to starvation for over 30 years now. Wiley Brooks, leader of this whacky new-agey cult, believes that eating is bad for you. So he claims that for the last 30 years, he's been living on nothing but air and water. He claims that you have to learn to breathe correctly, and that by following his special technique, you can not only live forever, but you can become a god! Too bad most of their members end up resembling inmates at Auschwitz, and die of malnutrition and starvation. Let me guess -- they didn't have enough faith... They didn't practice what Wiley preached... They sinned and entered a McDonalds..." -- Psycho Dave