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Stop Alien Abductions

A Web site offering instructions on the making of a "thought screen helmet," to keep the saucer-jockeys off your back – and there's no tin foil involved. Just a hat, some tape, and good ol' Velostat from the fine folks at 3M.

The site also features helpful information on the aliens' possible weaknesses.

"Since trying Michael Menkin's Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society." - an actual user