Of the 3 recent cattle-themed horror films I have seen, this is easily the
best, and far outshines the other Irish cattle-themed horror film,
"Isolation".
Mad cow disease = flesh-eating zombies. Plus zombie cows and kiddie zombies
in Halloween costumes.
However, the horror film itself pales in comparison to supporting cast
member Eoin Whelan's incredible non-stop CUSSIN'. This film deserves a
special award just for the number of times Whelan utters the word "FOOK" or
"FOOKIN". And he's so damn cheerful and Irish about it.
He lays down a CARPET OF CUSS.
In addition, Whelan hurls one of the most rasty insults I've ever heard
levelled at a woman… one guaranteed to ensure a lifetime of painful
celibacy if you or I used it.
In the short the movie is based on (included in the DVD) Whelan cusses and
slaughters a roomful of grade-school zombies.
If you're looking for a good zombie flick, look elsewhere. However, if you
want MASTER-CLASS CUSSIN', this is the movie for you.