Robert Dean

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Retired Command Sergeant Major Robert Dean, a.k.a. Bob Dean, is one of many former United States military officials who retired from the armed forces, then went on to have a long and sort of illustrious career exposing the insidious cover-up of UFOs and alien intelligences by the United States Government.

The Church of the SubGenius has considered inviting him to X-Day, but it was feared that some SubGenii might mistake him for Bob Dean and do unspeakable things to him. Sorry about that, Sergeant Major Dean.