Ted Jesus Christ GOD
It's shocking enough to be treated to a big photo of Ted with his full beard and head of hair – and shirtless, for you drooling women – when you first load this page; his picture is even more startling than the nuclear explosion picture at the top. But even more disturbing than this are the rambling screeds that make up Ted's web site. Ted is convinced he is the TRUE SECOND COMING OF JESUS CHRIST and THE CREATOR…and he proceeds to prove his point with dozens of pages of statements that look like this:
The wildest and most insane link is the one currently labeled: "Internet Site SNAPSHOT 01_21_2008 – This will be ALL LINKS BROKEN to this in 3 Weeks and therefore ENTIRE Internet Site Imports will NOT get this any further. You have at maximum 3 weeks additional to access through links from this index page and then ALL Links to this to Index Page will be PERMANENTLY BROKEN!" This page goes on and on on…and ON…for interminable lengths, while occasionally interrupted by high-quality pictures copied from various other Web sites of angels, dragons, and women in bondage gear. (Huh?!?)
As if that's not enough, Ted has recorded videos of himself and made them available on YouTube for everyone to see…and hear…and be AMAZED. (I can think of a few other words besides "AMAZED" to describe your reactions to these things.) Let ol' Ted guide you to his video page: "You REALLY NEED to READ and STUDY and GET THROUGH this entire page and some TED Jesus Christ GOD Videos can be on YouTube seen at http://www.youtube.com/user/TedJesusChristGOD37"