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Brazen Hearts, Fresh, On Sticks

Josie is your typical young goblin, selling freshly grilled human hearts outside the mall, trying to survive her ruthless family, and pining after that dreamy hobgoblin who just stomped into town. Each week she describes part of her story to you, another human whose heart she will soon be selling on a stick.

Brazen Hearts, Fresh, On Sticks is written and performed by Subcomandante Deidzoeb (Rob Northrup), with occasional muffled screams and coughs by special guest Melinda Ann Smith. She thinks it is "cute."

Deidzoeb is a Bobbie who read the original High Weirdness by Mail borrowed from the library in the late 1980s. He has a six year old mug with a Dobbshead on it, but is not a paying member of the Church. Melinda is an ordained minister of the Church of the SubGenius, paid in full, although she makes a lot of televangelists and cuddly nuns into her ShorDurPerSavs, not in mockery of them but actually feeling a sincere awe towards them. She is almost a SubHeretic, if such a thing is possible.