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Team America - World Police

Finally saw Team America. Huh, somebody grabbed FIREBALL XL5 by its fins and humped the hell out of its aft port. Gee, I never saw a marionette vomit for so long, nor had I seen one deliver a steamer to another's face. GREAT BREAKTHROUGH STUFF, especially when some crazy buttholes rammed a jeep laden with explosives into the Sphinx and blew its head off. Beautiful theme song as well. This fine film should be shown to all schoolchildren right after the God Bless America drivel.

--Hellpope Huey