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THE END IS COMING...AND SO ARE WE

(June 30th to July 5th, 2010)

**WARNING!** This Web site contains adult-oriented material that may be offensive to some people. In fact, we WANT to offend some people. Those people will want to ban this Web site without even reading it, anyways.

Under the **Child Online Protection Act of 1998**, minor CHILDREN ( under the age of 18 ) may not read or handle this message under any circumstances. If you are under 18, drop carrier NOW. Also, if you aredevelopmentally disabled, irony-impaired, emotionally traumatized, schizophrenic, suffering PMS, affected by Humor Deprivation Syndrome (HDS), or under the care of a doctor, then the Child Online Protection Act may apply to you as well, even if you are over 18. If you fall into one of these categories and are not considered competent to judge for yourself what you are reading, DELETE this URL from your web browser NOW.

Under the UTAH PROTECTION OF CHILDREN ACT OF 1996, those under the age of 21 may not browse this web page.

Under the MERCIFUL SHIELD OF ALLAH (Praise be to Him!) holy interpretations of the Koran of the following countries (but not limited to this list) you may not browse this web page if you are a FEMALE OF ANY AGE: Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Egypt, Jordan, Sudan, Libya, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Algeria, Lebanon, Morocco, Tunisia, Yemen, Oman, Syria, Bahrain, and the Palestinian Authority.

Under the proposed CHINESE INTERNET laws, covering The People's Republic of China, Formosa, Hong Kong, Macao, Malaysia, and parts of several surrrounding territories, the rules are so nebulous and unspecified that we cannot say whether you are allowed to browse this. Thus, you must SUBMIT any URL you wish to browse to your local authorities for further filtering.

In Singapore, merely by RECEIVING this web page you have violated the will of Lee Kwan Yu. Report to your local police office to receive your caning.

Finally, if you are one of those rare parents who actually look after their kids and keep an eye on the adult Web sites they browse, instead of relying on "Big Brother" to do your job for you, it's up to you to decide if your children are ready to look at pictures of NAKED ADULTS.

If you are an ordained SubGenius Minister, dedicated and open-minded science fiction fan, free speech activist, /b/tard, skeptic, or free thinker, then you will truly appreciate the divine wisdom of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, who said, "[CENSORED] 'em if they can't take a joke!"

(If you're NOT one of those, you'll still enjoy looking at a bunch of nekkid pictures.)

DO NOT click here if you are NOT of LEGAL AGE to view material that may corrupt your fragile, innocent mind!

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