This may not be as exciting as Soldier of Fortune magazine, but it's probably a little less likely to get you placed under federal surveillance. These guys supply all sorts of fun toys, gear, and light weapons for wannabe rednecks to impress their neighbors with. They also sell neat medieval-type swords (at a fraction of the cost you'd pay for them at a Tolkien fanboy site or science fiction convention!), military uniforms, great camping and survival gear, and paintball equipment. They love paintballers, in fact – some of the paintball guns they sell here fire hundreds of rounds per minute! (Paintballs, not bullets.) They'll happily send you two or three catalogues without you actually buying anything.