Cardboard Box

The Rev. Cardboard Box is in his mid-thirties, has Asperger's Syndrome, lives with his parents and has never been laid. As a result, the silly bugger does nothing but sit on his ass and mess with computers.

The latest version of his homepage, BreakThink Tank, runs off MediaWiki and supposedly will be supplanted by a CMS of his own devising.

He is known as the creator of Hour of Slack #960, the so-called "Tim Phelps Special"; this went to his head and resulted in another five hour-long abortions.