Creationism

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Did you know that the Earth is only a little over 6,000 years old?

Of course you do! Every Christian knows that! It's the work of anti-Biblical scientists that makes you think the Earth is over 5.5 billion years old, you know. Old Yahweh can't pull the wool over our eyes with his carbon/argon dating, speed of light, and other totally unscientific, Satanic bullshit!

Assisting you in exposing the scientific conspiracy are the good people at the Institute for Creation Research, wonderfully and credibly headed by none other than master scientist Henry Morris himself. (For details, check out www.icrcult.org/ )

The good people at the ICR, for example, are faced with such scientific lies as ice:

• Recent reports of ice-core drilling in Greenland have raised anew the question for young-earth creationists – How could so much ice accumulate in polar regions in only a few thousand years? In a previous Impact article… I suggested that thick ice sheets could be explained if high precipitation rates occurred immediately following the Flood.

Now that's how science should be conducted:

• Start with the fact that the Christian Bible is 100% the Word of the Christian Gods
• Accept the fact that the Babylonian Flood is really a real honest-it-happened flood
• Ignore anything that remotely suggests that the flood didn't happen
• Latch onto completely sane notions to support the undeniable truth that the flood happened
• Prove that the Christian gods exist because the flood happened because the Christian Bible has Christian gods existing in it

It's a damn shame that all science isn't done properly like this. Humanity would be living on other planets in the Solar System if only rocketry and other sciences utilized this level of Biblical truth.

But it's worse: The scientific community actively lies to us all, making such outlandish claims like, for example, there have been multiple ice ages over the past 5 billion years. Ha! When Biblical science is employed, we discover, "Only one Ice Age has occurred and was, in fact, caused by the residual heat in the oceans left over from the Flood." – Be sure to put "Ice Age" in quotes to show how silly this unbiblical false notion is.

No. Don't think it. Creationists are totally and completely sane. They're simply working to convince the world that blasphemer Galileo was wrong! No, I don't mean Darwin – I mean Galileo. The creationists still haven't forgiven him for blasting Ptolemaic astronomy and thus proving that Man is not the center of the Universe, and the Universe was not created for Mankind. This is the basis of creationism, and this is why creationists attack Darwin's theory of evolution. It supports Galileo's discoveries, and it is further proof that we are not the center of the Universe.

Other interesting Creationism sites include:

Answers in Genesis

The biggest and most popular starting point for Creationism on the Internet.

Creation Museum

Answers in Genesis' magnum opus, a full-fledged museum of Creationism.

The Creation Museum

Not to be confused with the "official" Creation Museum…this is the Creation Museum, Taxidermy Hall of Fame of North Carolina and Antique Tool Museum.

Dinosaur Adventure Land

Creationist whacko Kent Hovind's very own theme park!

Evolution News & Views

This blog focuses on news stories that "question" evolution, in a manner that might fool newcomers into thinking (for about five seconds) that it's a neutral and unbiased look at evolution.

Islamic Creationism

Creationist whackos abound in Islam as well as Christianity.

The Panda's Thumb

Scientists take on Intelligent Design Creationism.

Pharyngula

A biologist vs the Creationists.

The Non-Moving Earth

…because that blasphemer Copernicus was wrong, and the Sun actually revolves around the Earth!

And as a response to the "debate" over creationism taking place in the Kansas school systems, opponents of "Intelligent Design" have created the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!