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< Easily the best Irish cattle-themed zombie movie I've seen. This one get an extra star for Eoin Whelan's impressive cussin' skills, including possibly the crudest insult towards a woman that I've ever heard. But it's OK 'cause he's Irish, so it all sounds all Old Country and quaint. If you watch one movie this year for the cussin', let this be the one.>

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> Of the 3 recent cattle-themed horror films I have seen, this is easily the
> best, and far outshines the other
Irish cattle-themed horror film,
> "Isolation".
> Mad cow disease = flesh-eating zombies. Plus
zombie cows and kiddie zombies
> in Halloween costumes.
> However, the horror film itself pales in comparison to supporting cast
> member
Eoin Whelan's incredible non-stop CUSSIN'. This film deserves a
> special award just for the number of times Whelan utters the word "FOOK" or
> "FOOKIN". And
he's so damn cheerful and Irish about it.
> He lays down a CARPET OF CUSS.
> In addition, Whelan hurls one of the most rasty insults I've ever heard
> levelled at a woman... one guaranteed to ensure a lifetime of painful
> celibacy if you or I used it.
> In the short the movie is based on (included in the DVD) Whelan cusses and
> slaughters a roomful of grade-school zombies.
> If you're looking for a good zombie flick, look elsewhere. However, if you
> want MASTER-CLASS CUSSIN', this is the movie for you.


Of the 3 recent cattle-themed horror films I have seen, this is easily the
best, and far outshines the other Irish cattle-themed horror film,
"Isolation".

Mad cow disease = flesh-eating zombies. Plus zombie cows and kiddie zombies
in Halloween costumes.

However, the horror film itself pales in comparison to supporting cast
member Eoin Whelan's incredible non-stop CUSSIN'. This film deserves a
special award just for the number of times Whelan utters the word "FOOK" or
"FOOKIN". And he's so damn cheerful and Irish about it.

He lays down a CARPET OF CUSS.

In addition, Whelan hurls one of the most rasty insults I've ever heard
levelled at a woman… one guaranteed to ensure a lifetime of painful
celibacy if you or I used it.

In the short the movie is based on (included in the DVD) Whelan cusses and
slaughters a roomful of grade-school zombies.

If you're looking for a good zombie flick, look elsewhere. However, if you
want MASTER-CLASS CUSSIN', this is the movie for you.