PETA: People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals
- Because Meat Is Murder! They say so!
- The Evil Empire of genetic engineering.
Euthanasia and the Right to Die
- A pro-suicide organization consisting largely of senior citizens.
Citizens Flag Alliance
- Crusading to protect the children of Massachusetts from those evil homosexuals!
"…from my cold, dead hands!"
National Rifle Association
- The NRA, as we all know, "champions" the Second Amendment and the right to bear arms…though perhaps the term "smothers arguments with the Second Amendment" may be more appropriate. Their idea that all guns should be legal, no matter what, is far too narrow-minded and simplistic; as usual the real world isn't black-and-white the way the NRA wants you to think it is.
Christian Gun Owner
- "Christian first, American second, Gun owner third."