"Your cell phone is now your ankle bracelet!" – Rex Curry
This fearless researcher has uncovered the shocking truth behind the insidious conspiracy of the Pledge of Allegiance! According to Rex Curry, the author of the Pledge of Allegiance and his collaborator were Freemasons who promoted National Socialism through the Brotherhood – and they did so three decades before the Nazis used a similar strategy. (Godwin alert!) Rex has made an all-out effort to expose the insidious conspiracy behind the Pledge, making appearances on fringe talk shows and writing editorials in every place he can find online. (But if anyone suggests that he may be biased and inaccurate, then that person is obviously covering up Nazi activities.)
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