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Despite our attempts to maintain the secrecy of the Church of the SubGenius, a few courageous individuals have succeeded in unearthing the truth behind the legend of the man known only as "Bob." They present their stories to the world, defying the wrath of "Bob" and endangering their very souls. Now at last, YOU can see what they saw...and you can pierce the shroud of secrecy surrounding the mysterious Church of the SubGenius. But IS IT THE TRUTH? Or have they only told the world what "Bob" wanted them to know?
"Bob's" legions of warriors have won astounding victories in the unending war against the Conspiracy! Read these stories of their daring exploits. Indulge in their well-deserved moments of glory...and learn from their mistakes.
Every day, new potential converts discover the Word of "Bob!" The Unholy Gospel continues to spread, passed on unwittingly through Con-controlled bookstores and between friends and enemies. Since the Church of the SubGenius announced its existence to the world with the publication of Pamphlet #1, MILLIONS have seen the Truth! THOUSANDS have been saved! And untold numbers have committed the DIVINE SIN of mailing their ORDAINMENT FEES to the Sacred P.O. Box! Now you can read what they have to say about the SubGenius Holy Books...and how their lives have been changed!
"Bob" has appeared in the most unusual places...and sometimes, those who mention "Bob" don't even know who they're talking about! Here are some weird references to "Bob," publications that talk about the independent projects of SubGenii as opposed to their work for the Church of the SubGenius, people who've tried to rip off "Bob" (and failed miserably), and other miscellaneous "Bob" references.
For more information on the Church of the SubGenius, follow this link.