2008-11-21

• Judge orders five detainees freed from Guantanamo: [1]
• Arkansas court refuses to hear the appeal of a mother whose child was taken to her because she (allegedly) practiced the wrong religion: [2] (…sound familiar?)
• Vice President Dick Cheney, former U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales and "others named in indictments" to be arraigned in Texas today: [3]
• The holidays are here, and A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant is on stage once again: [4]
• Scientology, part 2 – publishers of John Duignan's The Complex defy attempts to bully them: [5]
• Russian Scientology center shut down for teaching "hypno therapy:" [6]
• UK bans car license plates that spell words related to terrorism, religion, or sex: [7]
• Algerian appeals court upholds conviction for smoking in the streets during Ramadan: [8]
• China targets U.S. computers for espionage: [9]
• Extremist Hindu groups in India offer money, food and alcohol to mobs to kill Christians and destroy their homes: [10]
• Israel bans journalists from entering Gaza: [11]
• Brazil attempts to censor a documentary about censorship: [12]
• Clergy led prayer returns to Indiana's state House of Representatives: [13]
• Governments use botnet warfare to shut down opposition Web sites: [14]
• Texas Board of Education hears testimony on how evolution should be taught in public schools: [15]
• It's okay to hack into Web sites, if the targets are Bad Guy sites and you're a Good Guy: [16]
• Brain worms are taking over the world: [17]
• UK clairvoyant banned from claiming she can cure all ills because she can't prove it: [18]
• One of the (many) legacies of the Bush administration will be a 22-kilometer border fence between San Diego and Tijuana: [19]
• Publisher Ziff-Davis ends the print edition of PC Magazine, will go to Web-only format: [20]
• Florida man charged in church Communion theft arrested again for stealing sacrament book from the same church: [21] (Bonus – check out his smiling mugshot.)
• A Christmas present for SubGenii – Playing Gods, the board game of religious warfare in today's world: [22] (Home page for the game: [23])
• UK telecom giant BT bans members from discussing its use of "targeted ads:" [24]
• California's gay marriage ban goes to the state Supreme Court: [25]
• A reminder to government workers who leave office as the administration changes – "Don't take secret government records out the door with you as you leave:" [26]
• Scientists may be able to regenerate a living wooly mammoth from its DNA for only $10 million: [27]
• These towns love pirates – real-life pirates on the high seas of Somalia, that is: [28]
• Neo-Nazis in Germany banned from using the Celtic Cross: [29]
• Nordstrom removes demonic shirt from its sales floor: [30]

Picture of the moment:

• True love or just sheer idiocy? [31]

2008-11-20

• Today is the annual American Cancer Society Great American Smokeout: [1]
• Even debt collection agencies are filing for bankruptcy: [2]
• US Defense Department bans the use of removable media such as CDs, disks, flash drives, media cards: [3]
• Cyberpunk alert – growing a replacement human organ is now reality: [4]
• PETA plans nude protests against Houma, Louisiana circus: [5]
• Iran admits to blocking millions of Web sites: [6]
• Child circumcision to be banned in Denmark: [7]
• 17 lawsuits have been filed in 12 states challenging Barack Obama's "eligibility" to be President of the United States: [8]
• Sweden urged to ban sex with animals after newspaper expose on bestiality: [9]
• Canadian Mounties warn every police agency in Canada about cell phone jammers: [10]
• "…and we still have a chance to do some real damage to animal species before January, Mr President:" [11]
• Christians in Oz are upset by the new Sex Party lobbying group because it dares to call itself the Sex Party: [12]
• Scientists map kangaroo genome: [13]
• Marijuana could be good for your memory – in small doses: [14] (Coincidentally, Massachusetts just legalized the possession of "small doses" of marijuana…)
• Korea takes a lesson from Halo in its new army soldier uniforms: [15]
• You know that new Google "voice recognition" feature? It still has a few bugs: [16]
• Kids – don't hug your teacher, or you may get arrested for a sex crime: [17]
• Remember the Yugo? The very last Yugo will roll off the assembly line today as production of the car stops for good: [18]
• If you link to Wal-Mart's "Black Friday" sales Web site, you're likely to get a legal threat: [19]
• Utah to rewrite its incest statute: [20] (Not as gross as you might think.)
• Nazi billionaire's grave robbed: [21]
• More college campus outrage at the Juicy Campus gossip site: [22]
• Indiana's Bureau of Motor Vehicles reverses its ruling and allows a woman to have a personal license plate saying, "BE GODS:" [23]
• Dog skinned and mutilated in Springfield, Missouri, so naturally everyone thinks Satanists did it: [24]
• Malawi court punishes chief over witchcraft: [25]

Picture of the moment:

• Monty Python strikes back against rampant piracy of their videos: [26]
• Godzilla tree terrorizes city: [27]
• the Video Professor lectures on the singularity, astrology, and other related facts: [28]

2008-11-19

• Grand jury in South Texas indicts Vice President Dick Cheney and former attorney General Alberto Gonzales for "organized criminal activity:" [1]
• A massive DNA database on terrorists (and others?) is being compiled by the US military, but it has delays due to bungling: [2]
• Some toys with banned plastics will not be taken off the market: [3]
• The case of the crucified squirrel: [4]
• Toronto zoo wants to turn poo into energy: [5]
• Free money to be given to shoppers by Taiwanese government: [6]
• Queen's University in Kingston, Ontario hires students to patrol the hallways and stop people from talking about bad things: [7]
• In order to keep the grant money flowing, scientists censor their own research into controversial topics: [8]
• Srizbi botnet (which controls 450,000 PCs worldwide) flounders after McColo shutdown: [9]
• Russian atheists unite with pagans and prostitution advocates online: [10]
• US court halts sale of spyware program: [11]
• The election is over, but the smear campaigns haven't ended: [12]
• Indian bloggers don't like censorship, either: [13]
• Tennessee anti-file-sharing law to cost colleges over $13 million: [14]
• UK government unveils plan for sex trade crackdown: [15]
• Newsweek takes a hard-hitting look at the important question, "Is Barack Obama the Anti-Christ?" [16]
• Arkansas authorities seize 21 more kids from Tony Alamo's group: [17]
• Colorado mom's blog post derails Motrin's national ad campaign: [18]
• Don't moon your sister-in-law, or else you'll end up a registered sex offender: [19]
• This guy really loves his pussy: [20]
• It's official – Adolf Hitler really did have only one ball: [21]
• Israel is using remote-control machine guns to secure its borders: [22]
• Aussie authorities offer $30,000 reward to report child molesters: [23]
• Westboro Baptist Church to protest transgendered mayor of Silverton, Oregon: [24]
• India school to give lessons in witchcraft (to combat hysteria over "witches"): [25]

Audio of the moment:

• The Jonestown death tape: [26] (Beware – this is audio of the actual mass suicide in Guyana in 1978. Do not listen if you do not want to be upset, offended, shocked, or disturbed.)

2008-11-18

• At 12:00 noon today, Glosslip does a live interactive interview with censored-by-Scientology author John Duignan: [1]
• History textbook causes uproar in South Korea: [2]
• US confirms it held 12 juveniles at Guantanamo: [3]
• Google and Yahoo fight Argentinian soccer stars: [4]
• Idiot bloggers on Wordpress support being censored by the government: [5]
• Cybercrooks launch DDOS assault on anti-fraud site www.bobbear.co.uk : [6]
• Old Testament "debunked" by Nova: [7] (…next week, they're confirming Revelation X is all real.)
• PC security experts predict Monday, November 24th, to be the worst day of the year for virus and worm attacks: [8]
• Scientific report concludes Gulf War illness is real: [9] (Only 17 years after the Gulf War, too…)
• Spam-crime-and-porn ISP McColo comes back online (briefly): [10]
• American children have a taste of famine: [11]
• Man tries to pay bill with spider drawing: [12] (Apparently this really happened, it's not a fake.)
• Sudan police detain 63 journalists: [13]
• Radiologist who does liposuction converts the fat into biodiesel fuel…[14]
• …at least until he's raided by the medical board: [15]
• …and apparently he isn't a very good doctor anyway: [16] (Thanks to the person who sent the last three links.)
• The vast Hollywood-and-media conspiracy to weaken the influence of religious values in this country: [17]
• Art or porn – or both? [18]
• Hey, we can't allow anyone from Israel at this open, friendly interfaith conference on religious tolerance: [19]
• Let's buy Christmas presents for the kids – toys, playing cards, replica guns, Nazi memorabilia…[20]
• God strikes sect member dead in the middle of prayer: [21]
• Oh boy, I can't wait for the National Geographic line of video games: [22]
• Atheists reach out – just don't call it proselytizing: [23]
• Those awful, abnormal homosexuals riot in the streets: [24]
• Six-year-old albino girl killed and dismembered for magic potions: [25] (The "related articles" stories on this link are just as shocking.)

Picture of the moment:

• Mai Ghod! What they do to dogs! (Yes, that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle thing is a standard poodle.) [26] (And people worry about gays and lesbians?)

2008-11-17

• The Pirate Bay continues to thumb its nose in the face of the record and movie industries: [1]
• There are about 27 million human slaves in the world today: [2]
• Stone Age temple may be the birthplace of civilization: [3]
• Wisconsin cult leader arrested on federal charges: [4]
• After banning YouTube, the US military stats its own video-sharing Web site called TroopTube: [5]
• MILF restores defaced Web site (not what you might think): [6]
• Here's one I bet you don't have in your "American-backed death squads trading cards" set: [7]
• 44 years after the JFK assassination, one of Lee Harvey Oswald's co-workers suddenly decides to get some attention: [8]
• Batman sues Batman: [9]
• Opponents of Australia's new Internet censorship form their own lobbying coalition called The Sex Party: [10]
• MySpace sex offender charged with running fake Internet church: [11]
• Atlantic City lifts its smoking ban in casinos in an attempt to bring in more gamblers: [12]
• Battle between hospital and religious family over brain-dead 12-year-old boy on life support has ended, because the boy is now dead: [13]
• Medical specialists cautiously review the report of AIDS being cured with bone marrow transplant: [14]
• Buy a pack of Christmas lights for $10 and decorate a cross for yard…or you can buy one right from the American Family Association for only $81: [15] (Oh wait, that's just a "suggested donation.")
• The BBC's expose of "child witches" in Nigeria is having a big impact there: [16] and [17]
• Des Moines, Iowa is the site of the latest attempt to block that awful, dangerous children's book And Tango Makes Three: [18]
• UK government sends FBI agents to investigate a record number of UFO sightings: [19]
• Christians urged to boycott retailers who ban Christmas: [20]
• Aborigines outraged at Victoria (Australia) plan to rename Mount Niggerhead, a mountain in Alpine National Park: [21]
• Former Marine reveals military dossiers kept on Muslims and Arabs living in Los Angeles: [22]

2008-11-16

• How surprising – authorities report more threats against Obama than any other President-elect: [1]
• Barack Obama is Abraham Lincoln reincarnated: [2]
• Southern Poverty Law Center successfully crushes the Ku Klux Klan – again: [3]
• US Marines sued for banning car bumper stickers that say bad things about Islam: [4]
• Alabama school sued for running a religious "release time" program on school grounds: [5]
• Indian Bollywood film banned in Pakistan due to "gay content:" [6]
• German politician blocks Wikipedia: [7]
• Caffeine is a dangerous, murderous chemical: [8]
• After its billboards are banned, Aussie sex-pill company launches a new set of billboards saying "bonk longer:" [9]
• A conspiracy between Microsoft and Intel? [10]
• Courageous Christian activists shut down blasphemous poetry book signing: [11]
• Remember, parents – to keep your children safe this Christmas, only buy expensive toys: [12]
• This is what happens when sex offenders can't find a place to live because of restriction laws: [13]
• Iran's Vice President under fire for insulting the Qu'ran – by hosting a ceremony in which women dance while carrying the holy book: [14] (Oh no, the poor Qu'ran will never be the same…)
• Sex-education commercials in India, with talking parrots and a puppy named Condom: [15]
• One-eyed San Francisco artist wants to replace her missing eye with a webcam: [16]
• Female reverend banned from preaching after drunken swingers weekend: [17] (Sorry, that's not a real picture of her…)
• South Africa could soon allow controlled elephant hunts: [18]
• Proving how courageous those jihadist freedom fighters are, Taliban spray acid onto schoolgirls and teachers: [19]
• Sixth severed foot found in British Columbia: [20]
• The respectable, dignified BBC suddenly realizes that people are having "cybersex" in MMORPGs: [21]

Picture of the moment:

• Hitler and his dancing cat: [22]
• The dumbest jewelry I've seen in a long time: [23]

2008-11-15

• Tonight – the second annual SubGenius Baltimore Devival: [1]
• Today – ANONYMOUS celebrates Thanksgiving with a protest against Scientology: [2]
• Islamist insurgents take Somali port city without a fight: [3]
• Street preacher sues the sity of Ithaca, New York over its "noise" ordinance: [4]
• The result of the Serius-XM satellite radio merger – fewer channels and sanitized content: [5] (From The Consumerist.)
• Never mind the sex offenders' list – UK to introduce a new wall of shame of Web providers who don't take down "offensive" content fast enough: [6]
• Racist pinhead crackers threaten Obama: [7] (Once again, the prediction that crap like this would appear in the news almost every day comes true.)
• Anti-Proposition 8 protesters organize a massive blacklist of people and groups who donated money to defeat same-sex marriage in California: [8]
• New Blackwater Iraq scandal – guns, silencers and dog food: [9]
• Prophet Yahweh shrugs off his failed prediction that UFOs would appear over Las Vegas: [10]
• Facebook pulls Italian neo-Nazi pages after outcry: [11]
• Catholic priest, dropped from his position in Austria for taking part in wild gay sex parties, is working for a Munich parish: [12]
• She divorces her husband after he "virtually" cheats on him in Second Life: [13] (Bonus – read the final sentence of this one.)
• Atheists continue to troll Christians with anti-God billboards: [14]
• Panic in UK over HIV-positive illegal immigrant who "may have infected more than 400 women:" [15] (So what does this guy look like – the stud from How Stella Got Her Groove Back ?)
• Amish farmers protest RFID tagging of their cattle, saying it's the Mark of the Beast: [16]
• Get caught having sex in prison and you'll be forced to wear this fabulous pink jumpsuit: [17] ("I'm super! Thanks for asking…")
• MSNBC talk show host Joe Scarborough's show to have a seven-second censorship delay after he uses That Awful Word live on the air: [18]
• Tavares, Florida (that's near Orlando) is the latest incident of a parent so outraged about a school library book, he doesn't want anyone else's kids to read it either: [19] (The book is Me, Penelope.)
• Liverpool's famous Cavern Club removes disgraced child molester rocker Gary Glitter's brick: [20] (But the club owner puts a plaque there to remember him.)
• Remembering President Jimmy Carter's UFO sighting: [21]
• Church to protesters over Nazi-era Pope Pius XII's beatification – "Please don't use bad language over this:" [22]
• Judges told repeatedly to stop using Wikipedia: [23]

Picture of the moment:

• I'm surprised they didn't make this sex doll years ago: [24]
• Rule 34 is proven once again: [25] (…not safe for work.)

2008-11-14

• Doctors say bone marrow transplant may have cured AIDS: [1]
• Attorneys for Sarah Palin email hacker – "Don't call him a 'hacker':" [2]
• US Air Force scales back its "cyber war" plans: [3]
• United Nations makes bold pronouncement that terrorism is bad: [4]
• A time warp gives us the New York Times from July 4th, 2009: [5]
• Sales of Obama inaugural tickets banned on eBay: [6]
• Malaysian groups protest the government's latest "this is against Islam" dumbass proclamation: [7]
• British travellers could be banned from flying to America: [8]
• Mexico City to give free Viagra to men 70 and older: [9]
• NFL team bans certain Web sites from their press box: [10]
• Now you yourself can see planets orbiting another star: [11]
• Pregnant man is expecting his second child: [12]
• The 18th anniversary of Saudi Arabia's version of the Rosa Parks bus incident: [13]
• Oklahoma to build a nursing home especially for elderly sex offenders: [14]
• Scientists successfully achieve the first live birth from frozen rhinoceros semen: [15]
• Dallas pastor challenges married couples to have sex for seven straight days: [16]
• Meanwhile, a South Carolina pastor says his parishioners shouldn't take Communion if they voted for that evil abortionist Obama: [17]
• Coming to a video game near you – mugshots of real-life wanted criminals: [18]
• Another attempt to introduce a law protecting "Net neutrality:" [19]
• German kids destroy anti-Nazi exhibit: [20]
• White powder sent to Mormon temples in Utah and Los Angeles: [21]
• Net video viewers versus high school principal over birthday cake prank: [22]
• White supremacist accused in Obama assassination plot calls for his trial to be dismissed: [23]

Picture of the moment:

• "Bob's" offspring: [24]
• Five screwed-up kids' toys from hell: [25]

2008-11-13

• American Humanist Association to run ads on buses in Washington DC saying, "Why believe in God?" [1]
• London police order live performers to notify them 14 days in advance, due to "terror risk:" [2]
• Scientists have documented that more than 90 percent of the oceans' top predators – large sharks, tunas, swordfish, cod and others – are now gone: [3]
• Military atheists call for new rules protecting non-believing soldiers: [4]
• US authorities shut off the Internet feed for one of the world's biggest spamming operations: [5]
• That stupid term "cyber warfare" spread to countries like Mauritania: [6]
• A $1 million dollar reward is offered for the capture of this notorious Internet extortionist: [7]
• The Netherlands to ban magic mushrooms: [8]
• Town of Golden, Colorado considers banning religious decorations: [9]
• Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean someone isn't following you--for a scientific study: [10]
• US Army rethinks "unconventional warfare:" [11]
• United States Supreme Court allows the US Navy to use wildlife-damaging sonar: [12]
• Bulgarian police hunt Satanist who fed live animals to snakes: [13]
• Major news services get pwned by a prankster who created the false news tip that Sarah Palin "didn't know Africa is a continent:" [14]
• Australian gun-toting cult may be an offshoot of the recently-raided House of Yahweh cult in Texas: [15]
• New space station purifier turns urine into water: [16]
• 23 year old guy from Norway learns what it's like to fall for a 17-year-old Canadian girl on the Internet, in these days of the War Against Evil Internet Predators: [17]
• Psychic "detective" Nancy Weber takes on the skpetics: [18]
• A quaint online gambling site that lets you make bets on the outcome of current news stories: [19]
• The latest hot online video – Video clips of a Japanese police crackdown on a group of "working poor:" [20]
• Escaped Sky Kingdom cult leader spotted in Thailand: [21]
• Authorities in Tanzania manage to save an albino from being murdered: [22]
• Gosh, those schoolchildren are going to be traumatized for life because of these awful "sexual drawings:" [23]

2008-11-12

• Arizona prosecutors seek death penalty for 8-year-old boy: [1]
• In his final days, Bush pushes for Iraq's oil: [2]
• What happens when hardcore scientific skeptics go on a genuine "ghost hunt?" [3]
• Worldnet Daily boldly announces its annual whining campaign to defend Christmas from those awful atheists: [4]
• Google helps the CDC track flu outbreaks ([5]), and the Drudge Report reports it this way: [6]
• Argentina judge orders Google and Yahoo to censor Web searches: [7]
• Raped in the military? You may have to pay for your own forensic exam kit: [8]
• That "There probably is no God" poster is now plastered on the side of British buses: [9]
• Israeli officials claim President Bush intends to launch a military attack against Iran before the end of his term: [10]
• Big Brother is watching you download porn at work: [11] (…so don't download porn at work, duh.)
• Rapper Trick Trick makes a cheap ploy for attention and sales by telling gays not to buy his album: [12]
• I don't care what they say, this prank was mean – and funny: [13]
• Southern Poverty Law Center launches a new legal assault against the Ku Klux Klan: [14]
• Canadian guy sues Microsoft, Wal-Mart, and other big names for $2 billion with allegations of brain control, Satanic rituals, and witchcraft: [15]
• Another reminder of UK news broadcast on "child witches" in Africa tonight: [16]
• Gay activists can be idiots, too: [17]
• Low-budget comedy Horror In The Wind banned in New Mexico theaters: [18]
• Arab radio and TV employ "anti-hacker cards" to stop Evil Internet Movie Pirates: [19]
• What a shocker – "treatment of homosexuality" group NARTH is accused of distorting the truth: [20]
• Bar owners in UK county urged to cancel a massive porn-stars-and-bar-crawling event: [21] (What could possibly go wrong?)
• New York's government is now dominated by Democrats, so therefore Those Godless Homosexuals will be pushing for gay marriages there: [22]
• Barack Obama, the video game: [23]
• It's not witchcraft, it's just malaria: [24] (Oh, that's all…what a relief.)

Picture of the moment:

• The nine most disturbingly misogynistic old print ads: [25]

2008-11-11

• Many different world leaders forecast the Apocalypse within the space of 72 hours: [1]
• President Obama will close Guantanamo: [2]
• After a $700 billion "bailout" for Wall Street, who cares about a secret agreement giving banks $140 billion more? [3]
• Fallout 3 censored in Japan: [4]
• Mini nuclear reactors to power US homes within five years: [5]
• US Supreme Court to hear arguments from an ex-Mormon/Egyptian pyramid cult seeking a court order to erect a monument of their sacred commandments in a Utah city park: [6]
• USDA is seeking comments from the public on the production of genetically modified foods: [7]
• Amazon.com pulls John Duigan's The Complex (an expose on Scientology) for "legal reasons": [8] (And as you can see, ANONYMOUS' message board is back up again: [9])
• Spammers are still making a profit, because people are still idiots: [10]
• But since spammers, phishers, and child pornographers are blatantly making their Web sites public, no one seems to care: [11]
• Want to buy some official "Palin 2012" campaign merchandise? [12]
• Hospitals are deporting seriously ill and comatose immigrants without insurance: [13]
• Why you should be very careful with Salvia and especially don't mix it with frop: [14]
• Holocaust survivors to Mormons – Stop baptisms of dead Jews: [15]
• This guy wants your UFO photos: [16]
• Obama's election is the triumph of a secret US alliance of Jews and Negroes: [17]
• South Korea proposes new laws to restrict freedom of assembly and opinion: [18]
• Aussie incestuous father-daughter couple break up: [19]
• After the previous story, do you really want to read about the same subject twice in one day? [20] (It's a different couple, and maybe more deranged than the previous one. )
• Sesame Street officially (and legally) releases episodes and clips of its show online: [21]
• School faculty to students – "Stop sending naked pictures of yourselves over your cell phones:" [22] (That's what we get when we place those evil, dangerous cell phone cameras in kids' hands…)
• Florida moron charged with attempting to steal holy communion wafers: [23]
• Australia's Simpson Desert to be closed for the summer: [24]
• UK talk radio host Jon Gaunt suspended for calling London councillor a Nazi: [25]
• Allah is actually a goddess, and this guy married her to become a new prophet: (Nope, no Muslims could possibly be offended by this…)
• Westboro Baptist Church to protest Vancouver play about Matthew Shepard: [26]
• By the 10th "anniversary" of the September 11, 2001 attacks, this group hopes to have 50,000 "Freedom Flags" flying at schools around the country: [27] (Also: [28])

Picture of the moment:

• Here's how accurate the new high-definition satellite photos are: [29]

2008-11-10

• High court may consider the legality of detaining "enemy combatants:" [1] (After seven years, it's about time.)
• Secret order lets U.S. raid Al-Qaeda in many countries: [2]
• Pakistan President Asif Ali Zardari declares "cyber-terrorism" is punishable by death: [3]
• Bermuda's disaster-proof underground bunker: [4]
• A Clockwork Orange is coming true: [5]
• Washington (the state) prepares a legally-assisted-suicide plan: [6]
• Pigs with mouse genes – how genetically modified animals may be entering the food chain: [7]
• Today on Wikileaks – Humo, a satirical magazine forced off the newstands in Belgium shops: [8]
• LittleBigPlanet doesn't want people making lower-priced clones of copyrighted games: [9]
• UK seeks to censor the media: [10]
• The latest weapon against the onslaught of kiddie porn – a "random breath test" that looks for porn on your PC: [11]
• Thanks to the election of Barack Obama, the hand of God has been removed from the United States: [12]
• Are you one of the many people who celebrated Obama's nomination naked? [13]
• A Zionist art rebellion: [14]
• MGM to post full-length movies on YouTube: [15]
• Google signs a deal to e-publish out-of-print books: [16]
• Kids crack firewalls to view porn in schools: [17]
• Bangkok protesters adopt witchcraft to topple Thai government: [18]
• Facing foreclosure on its properties, Without Walls ministry in Tampa does what any church would do – threaten lawsuits against its critics: [19]
• China's annual sex education fair, with classes on reproduction and eugenics: [20]

Picture of the moment:

• The person who sent this writes, "BDSM, group sex, and bestiality…I wanna go there when I die!" [21]
• Bionic legs made for walking: [22]

2008-11-09

• Saturday, November 15th is the SubGenius Baltimore Devival: [1]
• The stupid cheap attempts to get attention by making racist "attacks" on Barack Obama begin: [2] (We'll be seeing stuff like this nonstop for the next four years…)
• Don't put out a beefcake calendar of topless Mormon hunks, or else you'll be excommunicated and your Brigham Young University degree will be revoked: [3]
• China hijacks popular BitTorrent sites: [4]
• Chicago court of appeals upholds the right of the state to reject "Choose Life" license plates: [5]
• The makers of Viagra want you to take part in their sex diary project: [6]
• Disney Channel scraps the opening episode of Hanna Montana's third season due to adult subject matter – namely, diabetes: [7]
• Best Rickroll ever: [8]
• I'm sure both sides of the gun-control argument will have a field day with this one: [9]
• Would you trust a police officer who passed this kind of lie detector test to get his job? [10]
• Is this a sign from God? [11]
• News flash – sexual foreplay is overrated: [12]
• Christian fraternities gain influence on college campuses: [13]
• Vice President-elect Joe Biden uses the phrase "New World Order" in speech – conspiracy theorists have mass orgasm: [14]
• Muslim clerics issue fatwa against terrorism: [15]
• Monks brawl before religious ceremony in Israel: [16] (…and no, that wasn't part of the ceremony.)
• Secret human baby-breeding farms: [17]
• The perilous intersection of art and religion: [18]
• Heaven's Gate UFO cult sneakers – creepy, wrong, or fake? [19]
• A doctor, a mutation and a potential cure for AIDS: [20]
• Nigerian pastors accuse children of witchcraft to rake in money for fake exorcisms: [21]
• News flash – CNN thinks people are idiots: [22]
• Muslim men have the God-given right to beat their wives: [23]
• Jenna Jameson to legally change her name to her porn star name: [24]
• Chastity belt for the 21st century: [25]

2008-11-08

• Bolivia gives US anti-drug team three months to leave: [1]
• Green Bay changes its policy that would have allowed only "secular" Christmas displays: [2]
• Focus on the Family compares Obama victory to Nazi bombing: [3]
• South Africa recognizes Hindu marriages: [4]
• If you wear a poppy on Rememberance Day (UK), you're betraying Islam: [5]
• Fox News orders its affiliates to back off from criticizing President-elect Obama: [6]
• Flickr censors Egyptian blogger: [7]
• Al Franken on SubGenius – "Keep it away from my kids:" [8]
• Thanks to the Large Hadron Collider, the odds of God actually existing have been reduced to 4-to-1: [9]
• Sarah Palin offered $2 million to star in a porn video: [10]
• Arizona’s Supreme Court chief justice to enforce a ban on the terms “illegal” and “aliens” in all of the state’s courtrooms: [11]
• Iran bans weekly publication that criticizes President Ahmadinejad: [12]
• Gaia Online introduces a new item – players can buy their very own babies. Hilarity ensues: [13]
• Copyright alliance begs Supreme Court to make remote DVRs illegal: [14]
• Since it's no longer useful to use race as a weapon during modern elections, this guy accuses his opponent of being a pagan: [15] (Thanks to The Wild Hunt for this story.)
• Violence and arrests at California's protests against Proposition 8: [16]
• Pope Benedict XVI tells a gathering of scientists that there is no contradiction between believing in God and empirical science: [17]
• Funny how they didn't mention that Barack Obama's election night victory speech was given behind ten-foot walls of glass: [18]
• Dutch outcry over naming giant ship after Nazi: [19]
• Contestants for Russia's top modern art award include a faked photo of Vladimir Putin doing the nasty with Hillary Clinton: [20]
• Now you can get on the sex offender list for streaking: [21]

2008-11-07

• "Obama is plotting with terrorists" – and we know this statement is true because it comes from a member of Texas' Board of Education: [1]
• Antigua's prime minister wants to rename the island's highest mountain peak "Mount Obama:" [2] (…has he walked on water yet?)
• How about some whining from the founder of Operation Rescue: [3] ("Waaahhhhh, Obama's gonna murder our innocent babies!")
• Operation Rescue is certainly happier about this government-sponsored network of college "pregnancy crisis" (and anti-abortion) centers: [4]
• Chinese hack into White House network: [5]
• Facebook censors dead baby jokes: [6] ("Why did the baby fall out of the tree?" "'Cause it was dead!")
• This instance of censorship in Bollywood is causing an uproar amongst Indian bloggers: [7]
• Tiny mink eats £100,000 boat: [8]
• Greenpeace surrenders to Japanese whaling fleet: [9]
• AT&T to try limiting subscribers' Internet use: [10]
• At least most of those teachers caught boinking their pupils were smarter than this guy: [11]
• Amazing science #1 – turning tequila into diamonds: [12]
• Amazing science #2 – Japanese researchers make brain tissues from stem cells: [13] (Now they can get those brain cells drunk on tequila.)
• Swedish transsexuals get free fake penises, but they're upset because they don't get erect: [14]
• Family outraged after Ontario girl buried without her brain: [15]
• Catholic and Mormon churches on California's banning same-sex marriage – "It's not discrimination because God says so:" [16]
• Did you know digg.com is biased against religion? [17]
• After the conclusion of a Vatican-sponsored Christian-Muslim conference on religious tolerance and dialogue in which Saudi Arabia was not invited, Saudi Arabia hosts its very own conference on religious tolerance and dialogue: [18]
• Meanwhile, Saudi activists launch online home-based hunger strike: [19]
• "Meet our demands or we'll release the personal data of millions of your customers onto the Internet:" [20]
• China re-arrests monk who exposed Chinese crackdown to foreign media: [21]
• A petition site where you can "Let Alaska Governor Sarah Palin know how much you appreciate all her hard work:" [22] (Try not to gag on the comments…)
• Ten weird ways to buy the farm: [23]
• A rare print of a controversial documentary by India's famed director Satyajit Ray that was banned by Indian censors is restored: [24]
• The latest kiddie porn sting – law enforcement agents put their own kiddie porn on peer-to-peer networks, then arrest anyone who downloads it: [25]
• BBC to air a report on Africa's "witch children" on Wednesday, November 12: [26]
• London police arrest a 43-year-old man for possessing explosives…and a Nazi handbook: [27]
• The latest dens of sin, promiscuity, and sex – call centers: [28]

Picture of the moment:

• The medical dummy that vomits: [29]
• 2012 looks like fun: [30]